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Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 7:36pm On May 10, 2016 |
Kimoni:I initially thought he was someone I knew that's why I came to this thread, then it turned out he wasn't the person, but his mastery of words have captivated me so here I am, hanging around like a monitor spirit ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 7:37pm On May 10, 2016 |
JoeBlocks: ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 7:39pm On May 10, 2016 |
JoeBlocks:Joseph!! ![]()
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Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 7:44pm On May 10, 2016 |
postmann:My dear, you sef no gree put up your dp. Izz dat fair? ![]() ![]() My hair is shoulder length...or neck length. As long as it long enough to plait shuku and base, who cares?? ![]() My lips are like pomo. Thick and negroid in appearance ![]() ![]() My eyes...I've never really studied them. I don't even like taking pictures. Emm..JoeBlocks, how are my eyes? You have a rich imagination so please tell me what you see when you imagine my eyes ![]() My bosoms are very very 'voluptuous'. Jeez, I feel like a perv describing my own mammary organs in such terms ![]() My posterior is as flat as plywood. Everything that should have been there went to the front. ![]() ![]() I'm essentially the gurl next door. |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 7:56pm On May 10, 2016 |
firstEVA: I was thinking about having you standing with me in the midst of all that noise I wasn't even thinking of the cake. My blood is still alcohol-flustered but the thoughts of you keeps me in the brinks of sanity. The cake has been turned to smithereens by the eager |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by JoeBlocks(m): 7:58pm On May 10, 2016 |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by JoeBlocks(m): 8:01pm On May 10, 2016 |
Ishilove:Hmm. I also wrote a sex poem with the same title in the erotika: Whoa! She is undressing, She is butt _naked She enters her bathroom She put on the shower The water falling On her looks nice The soap she applies Looks nicer The foam, marvelous She can't see me I'm across her window Am I insane? For peeking at her? For touching myself? Oh Gawd! She is playing With her _nipples Wow, she's touching Herself, moaning... Wow! She's moving faster, Her moan is louder My groan is suppress And we came, together. She washes the soap From her eyes And catches me staring, Pervert! She screamed! And then, She gave me the middle, Finger. I smiled at her and said: "I guess that makes us two". Ishi, are you giving me permission to objectify you? ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 8:02pm On May 10, 2016 |
JoeBlocks:.
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Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 8:03pm On May 10, 2016 |
JoeBlocks, I asked you to describe my eyes, you went and did something else. Mr Man describe my eyes and leave all these iniquity jor ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by JoeBlocks(m): 8:04pm On May 10, 2016 |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Nobody: 8:04pm On May 10, 2016 |
lezz:Hahahahahahaha, I can imagine ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by JoeBlocks(m): 8:05pm On May 10, 2016 |
Ishilove:LOL. My imagination tells me you have 4 eyes, so its gonna be nice describing it. ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 8:06pm On May 10, 2016 |
JoeBlocks:Behave ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by JoeBlocks(m): 8:15pm On May 10, 2016 |
Ishilove:LOL. I Refuse to. ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 8:39pm On May 10, 2016 |
JoeBlocks: ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Mediapace: 8:43pm On May 10, 2016 |
*Make i do gbeborun* Chai Ishilove with all her crew : postmann joseph and joeblocks I see all of una,only God knows if they are dating you. You haven't quote anybody since morning apart from those 3 Ishilove: |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 8:50pm On May 10, 2016 |
Mediapace:Lol!!! Yes, I am dating all three. Only me, three men ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 8:52pm On May 10, 2016 |
firstEVA:Were you fast enough? I have taken it off. |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by thorpido(m): 8:56pm On May 10, 2016 |
Ishilove:I'm actually enjoying the thread - the good and the bad. 2 Likes |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 9:01pm On May 10, 2016 |
thorpido:Whats the good and whats the bad? |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by thorpido(m): 9:13pm On May 10, 2016 |
Ishilove:The bad was all that attack on each other by pro-gays and anti-gays. The good is the romantic cascading waves of..................(not good with poetry.Got the brain of a scientist). |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Kimoni: 9:27pm On May 10, 2016 |
thorpido: Sorry but this made me lol Thorpido, when it's not medicine or counseling. Stay your lane o |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Nobody: 9:33pm On May 10, 2016 |
lezz:I didn't see anything, I was off air, my big stomach was worrying me ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Stillfire: 9:50pm On May 10, 2016 |
I can just imagine growing up with two hefty Nigerian males as parents...Lmao! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by thorpido(m): 9:55pm On May 10, 2016 |
Kimoni: ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 10:30pm On May 10, 2016 |
thorpido:Lol. The postmann effect. People are trying to connect to their inner poets. Don't sweat it, not everyone is good with poetry. Stick to your calculus ![]() ![]() It's actually been a lot of fun here ![]() |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 11:25pm On May 10, 2016 |
Ishilove: [b] Shh! Speak no further, beautiful woman! You look perfect tonight in that blue lingerie Knee-length and deep-collared Your chest cast a feverish welt on your dress And your thighs make a besieged motion Under the blue translucent reflection This flimsy barrier to your _naked flesh! Gorgeous and enthralling Edible like a warm tropical fruit Ripened for a pluck by sheer desire With a hightened pulse you wonder; Will he make the move, To separate me from this poor blue barrier, And cover my _nakedness with the warmth of himself? Deep into the tunnel of your desire I plough down to feed your thirst A gentle fiery entrance Gliding in between your walls Igniting fire and friction in a merciless drive Desire takes us down, down into your threshold In a rhythmic journey Of quickened pulse and entwined flesh A boat of rumpled sheets, Joined thighs and Pelvises Paddling in labourious breath On a river of sweat. The splash of fluids, The echoes of satisfaction, Then the silence of the night. [/b] 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 3:59am On May 11, 2016 |
postmann:Lovely. Even better than erotika, in the sense that the imagery of passion and lovemaking is created without being too blatant. It's Solomonic Kiss me with the kisses of your lips For your love is sweeter than wine Solomon was a plaYa, as MrCork will say. ![]() You sir, can be a master! Whichever month I resume writing I am so going to consult you. We didn't whisper aloud as you promised ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by Ishilove: 4:25am On May 11, 2016 |
postmann:Okay lemme try, but it will be in prose form. ![]() [b]In the dark shadows of my mind, when all is silent, well, except for the crickets singing outside my window and that loathsome 'nkapi' on his way to some devious nocturnal journey (most likely to raid my gari bag and leave little bacteria infested droppings to spite me, black on white, black on white), I try to dwell on what is holy, and what is edifying...but alas, my restless mind refuses to cooperate. I keep thinking of you: is he tall, or is he short? Naturally fair, bleaching, chocolate skinned or charcoal black? Does he belong to the beard gang, or did he, like the one born after my birth of mother of mine, use crayfish and methylated spirit to achieve the straggly hirsute triumph that he now carves weekly at that Shylock barber, Kazeem Hair Palace? Is his chin nkriki nkriko or as smooth as baby's backside? Are his teeth as large as white coloured shovels? Or do they look like that of 'Donkey' in 'Shrek'? White or brown like he snacks on kolanut and snuff? Is he bald like Stone Cold Steve Austin, or endowed with a rich Leonine mane like Kongi? Potbelly like my mother's cooking pot, or washboard abs, hard enough for me to grind egusi seeds? How does he smell? The pungent odour of a typical man? Does he use Sosolobia or Dolce and Gabbana? Is he hard in body and soft in spirit, or soft in body and hard in spirit? Does his cheeks dimple when he smiles? Does he have a cleft chin? Are his hands warm and gentle when he holds a lady's hands, or they callused, made rough like by honest farm work? ![]() I do not think of you in your baser nature, made helpless in my seeking hands, atavistic passions ignited that multiply the human race, sweat, hearts beating, mingled with heat to produce the perfect rhythms. One heart, one soul, one body, united by ancient stirrings and mutual burning desires. No, I dwell on you as you are now, a shadowy figure with the gift of the pen! ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by analice107: 6:12am On May 11, 2016 |
Ishilove:I thought this thread was in Family and talking about perverts who want kids? How did it become so romantic? Make una spare my holy heart, e don tay wey i dey try to deny am things. 2 Likes |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 7:44am On May 11, 2016 |
firstEVA: ![]() ![]() ![]() The gods seldom speak twice. But for you..... |
Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 8:41am On May 11, 2016 |
Ishilove: There're moral shackles of imprisonment. Finding a common ground between crudity and innuendo without losing much of the message is tough. We didn't whisper aloud actually. Glo wasn't a good friend neither were you helpful leaving me with as little clue as possible what you look like. A thousand inspiration would have been born just by a glance at your face. |
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