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The Cure by dominique(f): 1:45pm On Nov 16, 2006 |
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die within a year," she replied. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Cure by Alexos(m): 4:07pm On Nov 16, 2006 |
hahahahahahaha there is no cure to that kinda disease, lol |
Re: The Cure by TheSourcerer: 11:45am On Oct 03, 2022 |
dominique:Hello Domi, ill like to have you on whatsapp |
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