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Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Phemour: 6:01pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
it depends on her name e.g, if her name is Lysaaa L = Loff Y = you S = Sweety A = abi? A = abi? |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 6:06pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
i'm related to samuel peters, just for the records. |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Ben13: 6:12pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
:d |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by netotse(m): 6:18pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
lysaa:. . .not if you have enough swag. it wont work for everyone, but if u can pull it off it'll work(unless she's one of all those gels that have agidi) and oh yeah change the smile to "a hint of a smile" |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Phemour: 6:21pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
lysaa:so you're alive |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Aug 11, 2009 |
enemy of life |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by clemcykul(f): 10:41am On Aug 11, 2009 |
simple act to get a girl walk up to a girl u admire, smile at her and touch her breast (dnt worry about a slap) it might do wonders ask her if she likes u tell her that if she doesnt date u, no man will ever toast her if she is being nasty, slap her and walk away********** |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Donvilo(m): 11:03am On Aug 11, 2009 |
clemcykul:lol clemcykul lol |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by nich(m): 11:04am On Aug 11, 2009 |
clemcykul:mehn! see death wish! |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Aug 11, 2009 |
who tell u? |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 1:06pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
clemcykul:craziness at the highest level |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 1:27pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
netotse: what kinda swag haven't we seenwhen they're all recycled? for the smile, i like to stick with the original bill. . not a coined version. |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by bydot1(m): 1:50pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
Clem>> You believe can walk away just like that, menh you re a dead man, At first you touch her breast means you're a ritualist to her(coz no one can just badge on you and go for your breast, it crazy), she wil definately shout for help at that moment n believe me bro you go recieve the beating of your life for there. |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 2:02pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
i cant stop laughing here! |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 3:54pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
yep, u signed for that when u came here. |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Abbeycity4(f): 4:51pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
clemcykul: com and c living corpes 4 hie o |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Ben13: 5:05pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
you don dey talk like say you go fit toast babe even for 24hrs |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Abbeycity4(f): 5:37pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sylve11: 5:51pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
see bad life |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Abbeycity4(f): 5:58pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
am jst |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by bydot1(m): 6:19pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
hehehe |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by mamagee6(f): 9:15pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
v3nom4eva: lol!!!! |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by kolaoloye(m): 12:05pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
Young lady, where is your escort? The lady: Escort? Don't you know that God's master piece shouldn't be going out without one? The lady now smiles then you caaaaarrry go |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by clemcykul(f): 2:47pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
carry go and get knocked out. lol so wa pa? |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by palermo: 5:32pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
Je ka collabooo |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Baxilexi(m): 11:33pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
Simple. for Behind chicks- I'd say beauty is common but what is rear is great energy. Tell me, what is it inside you that makes me want to know you more than a mere face in the crowd. For not so Behind chicks - baby, are you a terrorist cos you blow my heart away. |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 6:43am On Aug 15, 2009 |
not bad my favourite so far |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by cbase: 10:51am On Aug 15, 2009 |
I'd say "desprate times for desprate measures, so tell me ur name sharp sharp" |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 10:57am On Aug 15, 2009 |
crazy |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by nawaoh2: 11:00am On Aug 15, 2009 |
girl sexyLeamon pls send your email to coldfllame@yahoo.ca. its hidden wanna chat bout something with you |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 11:05am On Aug 15, 2009 |
are u replying to the topic or are u talking to me? by the way dats a nice line for 60 seconds |
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by nawaoh2: 11:14am On Aug 15, 2009 |
give me 60 sec to chat with you then you can say if am good or not |
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