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The Rabbi's Little Gift by anayoe(m): 12:00pm On Aug 09, 2009 |
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid. When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying on the bed. She says, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the president of the board arranged for you." The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the Temple Board and says, "Greenberg, what were you thinking? Where's your respect? I am the moral leader of our community! I am very angry with you and you have not heard the end of this." The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you." |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by clemcykul(f): 9:48am On Aug 10, 2009 |
zont gerrit. try harder next time |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by PrincessG(f): 12:01pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
Hi, I'm new and i thought i would give my opinion. that wasn't as funny as i thought it would be. |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by clemcykul(f): 1:13pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
cmon beat it! newbie's have no say here okay? if u dont enjoy a joke jast shat ap! wecome though *winks* ;d i rov u |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by tytylayor: 1:20pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
its ok, fink i get it |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by Seun(m): 3:10pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
He used the punchline of the joke as the title. That's why it wasn't funny. Never do that. |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by romsky: 3:13pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
dont tell me the Rabbi really wanted to unwrap his gift |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by mamagee6(f): 8:15pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
I don't get it. |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by kolaoloye(m): 12:00pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
The Rabbi would definitely have a taste of his gift |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by bydot1(m): 12:09pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
Not bad! :\ |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by clemcykul(f): 2:45pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
yeah da joke is manageable @seun tnks 4 da advise, how about me buying u lunch today? |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by romsky: 2:59pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
Nope, but i dont mind a full course dinner |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by clemcykul(f): 3:20pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
i no get money o lol na garri and ekpa i dey offer people, but since ure a darling anyting for u ******** |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by sylve11: 6:45pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by mamagee6(f): 2:47am On Aug 14, 2009 |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by romsky: 8:30am On Aug 14, 2009 |
my clumsy plenty pipul hia self neva see dat kain tyn chop e.g ,mama-gee so give am |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by sylve11: 8:42am On Aug 14, 2009 |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by romsky: 8:46am On Aug 14, 2009 |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by sylve11: 9:35am On Aug 14, 2009 |
that's ma guy! |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by Ben13: 10:22am On Aug 14, 2009 |
a lil bit funny |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by sylve11: 11:24am On Aug 14, 2009 |
who ask u? |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by romsky: 11:34am On Aug 14, 2009 |
lawyer syl na liar |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by sylve11: 11:51am On Aug 14, 2009 |
captain no na |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by romsky: 1:41pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
I am an officer of the law that is beyond bribe |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by 2dyefor: 1:46pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
Contrary to all that's been said it's actually a very good one. Might wanna change d title tho. Clem, get off the newbie! A5H3W0 05H1! |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by Ben13: 1:53pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
some pple sabi blow grammar o |
Re: The Rabbi's Little Gift by romsky: 2:38pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
2dye4 don ressurect again |
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