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No, I Want Four Times In The Rocker by anayoe(m): 12:08pm On Aug 09, 2009 |
There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, "For five dollars, I'll have sex with you on that rocking chair over there. For ten dollars, I'll have sex with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars, I'll take you to my room, light a few candles and give you a romantic evening of passion you'll never forget." The woman considers it a moment and then, after fishing through her purse, produces a twenty dollar bill. The man says, "So, you want the romantic night in my room, eh?" The woman replies, "No, I want four times in the rocker." |
Re: No, I Want Four Times In The Rocker by clemcykul(f): 9:47am On Aug 10, 2009 |
the woman must have an itchy kini |
Re: No, I Want Four Times In The Rocker by mukina2: 11:56am On Aug 10, 2009 |
lol |
Re: No, I Want Four Times In The Rocker by clemcykul(f): 11:47am On Aug 11, 2009 |
why u dey laff, u be the woman na, u think say i don forget? |
Re: No, I Want Four Times In The Rocker by D1KeleVra(m): 12:49am On Aug 14, 2009 |
But Clem, ur the one "Rockin n Rowlin" ![]() |
Re: No, I Want Four Times In The Rocker by mamagee6(f): 2:49am On Aug 14, 2009 |
Okay |
Re: No, I Want Four Times In The Rocker by romsky: 8:19am On Aug 14, 2009 |
hmm grandma neva retire finish |
Re: No, I Want Four Times In The Rocker by sylve11: 8:53am On Aug 14, 2009 |
@poster nice one ![]() ![]() |
Re: No, I Want Four Times In The Rocker by romsky: 9:13am On Aug 14, 2009 |
fanx |
Re: No, I Want Four Times In The Rocker by sylve11: 9:29am On Aug 14, 2009 |
don't mention ![]() |
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