Journalist: what are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it:

RESPONSES:

LAI MOHAMMED: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.

AKINWUMI AMBODE: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.

IBE KACHUKWU: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm 29th May.

BUKOLA SARAKI: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.

GOODLUCK JONATHAN: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

ADAMS OSHIMOLE: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.

NASIR ELRUFAI: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.

RAUF AREGBESOLA: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.

ALIKO DANGOTE: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.

BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.

NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change:

PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA ... this heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail.
Do have a fabulous weekend!!!

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But i forgot to laugh

Really true talk..
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