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Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Naijasinglegirl: 11:39am On May 03, 2016 |
* We’re always cold The harmattan and rainy season is unfavourable on us. Without much fat on our bones, we’re always shivering no matter the heavy clothes we put on. * We always get reminded that we’re skinny – People always feel the need to let us know we’re skinny, as if we don’t already know. Like they just HAVE to break the news to us in case we forgot. Our family members are most guilty of that.. * Our pants get baggy midday and in the flap – Sometimes we put on some certain form of clothing but due to the stretching of the fabric, our pants are wide-leg by noon and the flap is stretched in a manner that makes it seems we have a p*ni*. This makes me sad. How’d my jeans get 2 sizes bigger in 6 hours?? Then we have to wash the pants to get them back tight. And the cycle repeats itself. * We make terrible cuddle buddies – Lack of meat on our bones make certain joints and parts of us sharp like a knife, like elbows, knees and chins. Have you ever placed your head on his chest and he goes "JESUS CHRIST! You just stabbed me with your cheek bone.” * Gusts of winds are dangerous – Have you ever had to battle a strong gust of wind that almost swept you into traffic? And then when it's raining, it becomes a struggle to stay standing with an umbrella on a rainy windy day. We have to hold our umbrella with both hands! Unless you find a pole or something heavy to hang on to, our umbrella tends to turns inside out. * People pick us up to test their strength – Skinny girls get picked up randomly by people who want to see how strong they are. Some guys would no longer go to the gym to carry weight when they have a skinny neighbour next door. * We can't give blood – We want to do good in the world and give back sometimes. So when we go to donate blood, we often get met with side-eyes from doctors who feel we missed our direction. * We have to prove to folks that we eat – The assumption that you have an eating disorder, as if looks can diagnose mental health. People ask us countless times “Do you eat?” We feel pressured to clean our plates when we eat with others. When we don’t, people around us say, “This is why you have refused to add weight!.” * We can’t exercise without being judged – We tell people that we want to start exercising because it's healthy and they look at us up and down as if we are mad. And then they ask the dreaded question, "Do you want to disappear?" *Always. Needing. Belt Or our jeans would never fit. We even need belt with leggings. *Wearing the same size bra you wore in junior secondary school. It's every annoying that we've been wearing the same bra size since JSS2. *You ALWAYS have to add more holes to your belts. We always need custom made holes in our belts because the last hole is never tight enough! Sellers at Ikeja under bridge keep harassing us. To come in from 'brrreast and nyash drugs' and those in Yaba harassing us to buy butt pads and foam bra when we walk past. The conductor of the bus ALWAYS makes us sit on a stool between the driver's seat and first passenger seat because he feels we don’t need a lotta space. By the time we get to our destination, we’ve been assaulted by the hardness of the chair. WICKEDNESS! *No songs about us. Nigerian musicians never EVER sings songs about how hot skinny girls are. Only how hot curvy girls are. You'll never hear lyrics like, "I like the way she dey whine her flat nyash. Her agbalumo b00bs dey make my head kolo. I like the way everybody just dey turn as she dey waka with that her tiny laps. Her small waist dey do me strong thing oh. Baby be mine and I go protect you from breeze." There are COUNTLESS skinny girl problems! Which ones did I miss? http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/every-slim-nigerian-girl-will-relate-problems/ 181 Likes 15 Shares
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Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by nicerichard05: 11:44am On May 03, 2016 |
JUST INCASE 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by bellood: 11:44am On May 03, 2016 |
Beginning to piece together the profile of naijasinglegirl 9 Likes |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by sholikay(m): 12:18pm On May 03, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl: ![]() ![]() 71 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Aremu01(m): 12:20pm On May 03, 2016 |
Lol,
Although I ll prefer a slim girl, anyone God gives me is good 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Smartsyn(m): 12:43pm On May 03, 2016 |
They are also good in bed, because they're skinny, you can turn them to 90 degrees, 45 degrees, carry them up, hang them in the wall, spread their legs to almost 180 degrees,and in the heat of things, you can easier locate which hole is which and when they're on top of you, they ride you like a matador riding an agressive bull... 129 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by DanceVille: 12:55pm On May 03, 2016 |
Nice one NaijasingleGirl. Lemme add mine -Always remember they have small boobs when they see their friends or a passer by has big boobs. [b]-Slim girls are sometimes be viewed or concluded whether they have HIV or they're suffering from a deadly disease. [b]-Last buh not the least.Slim ladies are said and concluded that they are very lazy.Many people looked at them as a lazy girl because they have tiny hands, legs and maybe Neck..*Just saying*. Slim ladies abeg don't come for my head ooo... Cheerz! 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Ishilove: 1:28pm On May 03, 2016 |
This thread is not for me ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Lilyomi2: 1:42pm On May 03, 2016 |
Your peers keep asking where your belly is.
People keep asking why you decided to put on a trouser or fitting skirt.
You are always adviced to cover your arm.
People try to console you that you will gain weight after birth. 47 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Suzie0(f): 2:42pm On May 03, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl: ![]() ![]() 7 Likes |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Suzie0(f): 2:43pm On May 03, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl:lol 6 Likes |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by MissSlimbody(f): 3:27pm On May 03, 2016 |
No1 is not true for me o, but I get picked up by everyone. Even pikin wey dey call me "Aunty" sef dey pick me up ![]() ![]() ...Was in Ilorin some weeks back for NBC convention-in-session. I wanted to donate blood and a woman told me "sis, check your weight first" I did and was told, "sorry, you can't donate". My silly friends started laughing at me ![]() ![]() ![]() 35 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by damton(m): 3:34pm On May 03, 2016 |
Hmmmm. STRUGGLES of slim girls. while some would pay a million dollar just to be skinny. irony of life 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Philomath1212: 3:35pm On May 03, 2016 |
![]() Slim girls all the way... 4 Likes |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Mutuwa(m): 3:36pm On May 03, 2016 |
whatever, I love them slim and tall. 12 Likes |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by kayDooo(m): 3:36pm On May 03, 2016 |
Smartsyn: 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by tottinova: 3:37pm On May 03, 2016 |
You never know when they are hungry Cus they look the same when they are filled up 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Nobody: 3:37pm On May 03, 2016 |
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Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by AyamConfidence(m): 3:37pm On May 03, 2016 |
NSG what if I tell you I love slim girls? what if I also ask you to marry me? what if?? oh what if?? |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by irisola(f): 3:37pm On May 03, 2016 |
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Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by iswallker(m): 3:37pm On May 03, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl: load of trash... |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Bluette(f): 3:38pm On May 03, 2016 |
Laffn ooo. D song sef funny. |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Nobody: 3:38pm On May 03, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl: No matter whatchu say Ma'am, I Love Slim Gurls... #TeamSlim.... 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:38pm On May 03, 2016 |
Slim girls rock sha Check my profile for affordable data |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by millionboi(m): 3:38pm On May 03, 2016 |
Weda slim or fat......you are special,so always tankGod 12 Likes |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Nobody: 3:38pm On May 03, 2016 |
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Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Odunsco01(m): 3:38pm On May 03, 2016 |
eh ehn! |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by mathias32(m): 3:39pm On May 03, 2016 |
I like them skinny, they are not disease prone 2 Likes |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by rita25(f): 3:39pm On May 03, 2016 |
I can relate but that was in the past though now at least I grab a lil and can boast of a size 38 man u ![]() |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Ajusshi: 3:39pm On May 03, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl goan marry ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Dyt(f): 3:39pm On May 03, 2016 |
That pic? Whew Bone Sorry Not hating but y'all need add some flesh A size 8 is moderate pls |
Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by ellahzy(f): 3:39pm On May 03, 2016 |
I'm slim but I can't relate to all those facts.. but that stuff about eating is true. 4 Likes |
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