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Similarities and Differences Between Architects and Prostitutes by Xtopher123(m): 5:28pm On May 03, 2016 |
Architects are pretty much high-class whores. We can turn down projects the way they can turn down some clients, but we’ve both got to say yes to someone if we want to stay in business.” – Philip Johnson That was spoken decades ago. Now we have more similarities and differences between the 2 professions: 10 Similarities •Both professions are more than 4000 years old • Love working at night and always lack of sleep • Working more efficient when it gets ‘in the mood’ • Don’t need basic capital when starting a job • Almost working for cash (very few who works for pure enjoyment) • Always ready to serve lots of client at once if has strength • Love clients who’s loaded with cash (especially foreigner) • Prone to labour abuse • Has to get to know clients characteristic to serve • When clients are in the bad mood, both got treated very badly. Extra* They both complain of Back pains ![]() 10 Differences • Architect earn money with the brain, prostitute earn money with… • Architect serve everyone, regardless of sex. Prostitute only serve male • Architect don’t gasp while working • Architect don’t lay down while working • Architect wear clothes while working • Architect don’t get paid everytime they meet client • Clients need architect to work as fast as possible – compare to prostitute, the slower the better • Clients don’t catch their breath after using architects services • A client hardly use architects service twice a month • Architect using prostitute’s service more than prostitute using architect’s In prostitution services have hierarchical system with the high end escort and the cheap one. More Loading - Add yours In Architecture would you want to be paid expensive or cheap? 1 Like |
Re: Similarities and Differences Between Architects and Prostitutes by Ikennablue(m): 9:05pm On May 03, 2016 |
lol. funny and true 1 Like |
Re: Similarities and Differences Between Architects and Prostitutes by Nobody: 2:56pm On May 07, 2016 |
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Re: Similarities and Differences Between Architects and Prostitutes by Xtopher123(m): 2:58pm On May 07, 2016 |
Admin would not move this to front page oo. But would move Tiwa and Omotola stunning photos to front page .. |
Re: Similarities and Differences Between Architects and Prostitutes by bawz012(m): 9:01am On Jul 11, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:so u r an architect. which school? |
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