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Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by omenka(m): 8:06am On May 04, 2016
mrvitalis:

PRODA enugu is just developing the mechanism for pencil production.. . Private business will partner with PRODA to achieve that

There is a possibility that a masquerade play can provide 1000 jobs for a week and that's what lai said so what's the noise
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by omenka(m): 8:10am On May 04, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
How one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people
www.nairaland.com/3083962/lai-mohammed-masquerade-create-jobs
When I opened the above thread where Alh Lai Mohammed made a statement that one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people, I was surprise by the comments that came from people about the statement. The comments showed how poor the intelligence of the Nigerian youth is as they made a jest of his statement, some out of ignorance while others were mostly out of hate for the man cos he belongs to a party that kicked their own party out of power thereby blocking all corrupt avenues they were reaping from e.g ghostworker salary.
A very intelligent mind would have scrutinized the statement very well and would have realised the lack of need to criticize but attest to the idea. But these people suffering from post-election trauma lack the capacity to reason in such a sophisticated manner, hence their open show of the illiteracy bestowed on them by 16yrs of rot.
Now, to the statement "one masquerade can employ 1000 people". How is this achievable? Shallow minds would expect that the single masquerade will open a company and send out job adverts for unemployed youths like them to apply. Such is hardly the case.
A festival for masquerades is quite an opportunity for businesses to thrive, but our problem is that we have been very myopic by doing things the same way and expecting different results. Let's say such festival spans for 2weeks; below are the opportunities it can open if we truly value such culture as much as to transform its festival by investing heavily in it.
First, each masquerade can be endorsed or branded by a corporate company thereby having the masquerade's attire designed to show the logo of the company e.g GUINNESS. That will fetch the masquerade some big box in tune of millions. The ordinary masquerade of yesterday with just 2 drummers can now employ a trumpeter, a keyboardist, a flutist and any modern musical instrument player(remember, we are doing it in a different way this time around).
Once Nigeria Breweries see that Guinness is keying into the idea, they too might decided to sponsor a group of masquerades who are also going to have their own band. With top bottling companies present at an event that could witness up to a hundred thousand viewers, be sure to have drinks flowing. That's where female ushers come in. Campus girls can take that role which gives them a job experience to write in their CV.
MTN or Airtel might jostle to be the event's official network. This might make them to consult an outsourcing firm to help recruit new hands for a contract job to cover the event. The attire the workers of these companies will wear to the event will be sewn by some individuals who will have some change to pocket.
With these companies swinging in, the media will beam their light on the event thereby popularising it to the extent of attracting the interest of foreigners who will invest in it.
What if it is done in such a way that the masquerade event is used by mobile phone companies like Slots and 3Chub to showcase their products for sale? The large turnout won't be wasted. Stands will be sold to them as they employ in-store promoters to enlighten customers about the phones. I hope you are putting the pieces together and finally getting the picture.
Now, count the amount of festivals we have in Nigeria, those for masquerades and those for others and imagine them branded or sponsored. It will really be great. Mind you, the famous English premier league EPL started of with some folks kicking a round object, now it has become Barclay's Premier League BPL with so many other sponsors. The same way adidas or a Nike endorses Wayne Rooney is the same way a company in Nigeria or from abroad can endorse chukwuemeka or gbenga who are really the ones behind the mask.
So, before you criticise next time, think deeply.
This post is for intelligent minds alone.
Written by Adewole Segun
You'd be lucky if they don't call you worse name than Lai for attempting to sell "commensense" to them. cheesy

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Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by mrvitalis(m): 8:11am On May 04, 2016
1miccza:


Oga giramma if dem advertise masquerade job you go apply??
I won't.. .. Why?? Cos that's not my feild and interest
Am an engineer and I don't think that kind of job is intended for Graduate... Maybe graduate of arts
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by fabre4: 8:31am On May 04, 2016
mrvitalis:

PRODA enugu is just developing the mechanism for pencil production.. . Private business will partner with PRODA to achieve that

There is a possibility that a masquerade play can provide 1000 jobs for a week and that's what lai said so what's the noise



Oga how old are you cause this your defence of laid Mohammed on the issue of masquerade is childish where is the proof that there is a masquerade of such
What exactly is the portfolio of a masquerade


thare are two types of unemployed the educated and uneducated

would you prescribe a masquerade job for a graduate

what kind of skill would an uneducated acquire to be or from being a masquerade.


it beats my rationale mind that at this stage you people still allow partisan politics overcloud your sense of judgement. If it were in saner regions the country as a whole would be calling for his head for this abstract and falacial proposal

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Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by chiefobdk(m): 8:36am On May 04, 2016
mrvitalis:
The reno of a guy is someone I used to respect but from the fact that he acts this uneducated am really disappointed

Back to the topic

What lai said.. . Was that.. A certain masquerade in the south East can create job for 1000 youths in a week, IF NICELY PRESENTED, I want some to spot the lie here.. .. .. people are so Myopic in reasoning

As for the pencil thing, that's a big industry that can generate over 10,000 jobs

And if PDP has started the manufacturering we won't need to spend much imported something we can produce

Let's start from the little once we can first.. . And grow .



the lie here is dat there is no masquerade it takes 100 people to dress.
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by mrvitalis(m): 8:39am On May 04, 2016
chiefobdk:




the lie here is dat there is no masquerade it takes 100 people to dress.

On what do u stand to say that??

Have u seen or watched all masquerade in Nigeria??

Should I believe u instead of the minister of culture??

Bro stop being fallacious... Argue with facts
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by 1miccza: 8:53am On May 04, 2016
mrvitalis:

I won't.. .. Why?? Cos that's not my feild and interest
Am an engineer and I don't think that kind of job is intended for Graduate... Maybe graduate of arts

I am also an Engineer and i tell you even a graduate of arts wouldn't delve into such a venture,it's laughable and non profitable.....
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by mrvitalis(m): 8:55am On May 04, 2016
1miccza:


I am also an Engineer and i tell you even a graduate of arts wouldn't delve into such a venture,it's laughable and non profitable.....
It can become more profitable if packaged well. .. That's the point the poor man is trying to make
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by ehissi(m): 9:16am On May 04, 2016
mrvitalis:

PRODA enugu is just developing the mechanism for pencil production.. . Private business will partner with PRODA to achieve that

There is a possibility that a masquerade play can provide 1000 jobs for a week and that's what lai said so what's the noise

Bros Eeeeeeeeeyeeeeee!!! grin
Please stop all this noise and just apply naaah!! Then come hia later and share ya testimony!!
Abi!!??

At least, it is not forbidden if Nairalanders learn from you naaaaah!!! grin

Afterall, if it can generate employment that can boost our economy, then it must be profitable!!

Engineer or not makes no difference!! After all, the current GMD/CEO of UBA is an engineer by training!!

Bill gates discipline before he initially left college was law now he's an industry software giant!!

Whether God sent lai mohammed at such a time as this to revive your calling as an International Professional Masquerade dresser, you nor know!! grin

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Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by 1miccza: 9:32am On May 04, 2016
mrvitalis:

It can become more profitable if packaged well. .. That's the point the poor man is trying to make

Definitely not the masquerades that i know of. Even a three year old kid can cloth a masquerade with common materials...
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by obailala(m): 10:38am On May 04, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
How one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people
www.nairaland.com/3083962/lai-mohammed-masquerade-create-jobs
When I opened the above thread where Alh Lai Mohammed made a statement that one masquerade can create jobs for 1000 people, I was surprise by the comments that came from people about the statement. The comments showed how poor the intelligence of the Nigerian youth is as they made a jest of his statement, some out of ignorance while others were mostly out of hate for the man cos he belongs to a party that kicked their own party out of power thereby blocking all corrupt avenues they were reaping from e.g ghostworker salary.
A very intelligent mind would have scrutinized the statement very well and would have realised the lack of need to criticize but attest to the idea. But these people suffering from post-election trauma lack the capacity to reason in such a sophisticated manner, hence their open show of the illiteracy bestowed on them by 16yrs of rot.
Now, to the statement "one masquerade can employ 1000 people". How is this achievable? Shallow minds would expect that the single masquerade will open a company and send out job adverts for unemployed youths like them to apply. Such is hardly the case.
A festival for masquerades is quite an opportunity for businesses to thrive, but our problem is that we have been very myopic by doing things the same way and expecting different results. Let's say such festival spans for 2weeks; below are the opportunities it can open if we truly value such culture as much as to transform its festival by investing heavily in it.
First, each masquerade can be endorsed or branded by a corporate company thereby having the masquerade's attire designed to show the logo of the company e.g GUINNESS. That will fetch the masquerade some big box in tune of millions. The ordinary masquerade of yesterday with just 2 drummers can now employ a trumpeter, a keyboardist, a flutist and any modern musical instrument player(remember, we are doing it in a different way this time around).
Once Nigeria Breweries see that Guinness is keying into the idea, they too might decided to sponsor a group of masquerades who are also going to have their own band. With top bottling companies present at an event that could witness up to a hundred thousand viewers, be sure to have drinks flowing. That's where female ushers come in. Campus girls can take that role which gives them a job experience to write in their CV.
MTN or Airtel might jostle to be the event's official network. This might make them to consult an outsourcing firm to help recruit new hands for a contract job to cover the event. The attire the workers of these companies will wear to the event will be sewn by some individuals who will have some change to pocket.
With these companies swinging in, the media will beam their light on the event thereby popularising it to the extent of attracting the interest of foreigners who will invest in it.
What if it is done in such a way that the masquerade event is used by mobile phone companies like Slots and 3Chub to showcase their products for sale? The large turnout won't be wasted. Stands will be sold to them as they employ in-store promoters to enlighten customers about the phones. I hope you are putting the pieces together and finally getting the picture.
Now, count the amount of festivals we have in Nigeria, those for masquerades and those for others and imagine them branded or sponsored. It will really be great. Mind you, the famous English premier league EPL started of with some folks kicking a round object, now it has become Barclay's Premier League BPL with so many other sponsors. The same way adidas or a Nike endorses Wayne Rooney is the same way a company in Nigeria or from abroad can endorse chukwuemeka or gbenga who are really the ones behind the mask.
So, before you criticise next time, think deeply.
This post is for intelligent minds alone.
Written by Adewole Segun
Nigerians are largely incapable of thinking deeply. Nigerians read and listen not to understand, but rather to just respond. If they like the speaker/author, they quickly respond positively, if they don't like the person, they quickly insult and mock; this is done without any effort made to critically analyse or understand the import of the statements made.

When I read Lai's statement, I totally understood the point he was trying to make, being the minister for culture and also highlighting the potential economic value that could be tapped from promoting cultural festivals. But with the way the message sounded, I just laughed in my mind knowing how pathetically shallow Nigerians can be; I knew Lai had put himself on the spot for a barrage of insults and mocking from typically shallow thinking Nigerians. It is unfortunate though that even people like Reno who should be more sound upstairs is also a part and parcel of this shallowness.

To the author of this quoted write-up, he may as well just be wasting his time trying to enlighten or broaden the thinking faculties of a people who enjoy the bliss of their ignorance.
Re: Reno Omokri Mock Lai Mohammed 4 Saying Masquerade Can Create Jobs 4 1000 Men(pix by ehissi(m): 11:32am On May 04, 2016
I for one, marvel at folks who try to hold forte for Lai Mohammed's as regards his statement of Masquerades being "Repackaged" to employ Nigerians!!

Lai Mohammed made a comment that clearly display his talent for telling lies. It is largely on the basis of this comment that his entire deposition is discredited; also it is largely on the basis of this particular comment that the Honourable members of the House of Reps raise questions as to to how he intends to generate employment through tourism!!

Please note that I am paraphrasing and not quoting verbatim.

"That there are Maquerades in the South-East - E don go find trouble for IPOB people side - that require a 100 people to dress them up and another 100 people to UnCloth"

He also suggested that rebranding the masquerade preparations can provide employment opportunities for 1000 people!!

All those people arguing in favour of Lai Mohammed are simply trying to make "a way where they seems no way". Something me I know say na only Baba God dey do and not Buhari nor Lai Mohammed.

I am from Edo state, and I know that except we want to create masquerades just for the sake of tourism; not just any tom, dick and harry is permitted to be involved in preparations of masquerade - a lot of them which have Occultic/Spiritual implications which are closely linked to our culture.

Except for folks who are willing to bastardize their cultural heritage for "green-backs" from tourist, in certain communities in Edo-state; such idea is just dead on arrival.

Highest, they televise the festivals and invite local and international bodies to sponsor it, that's all.

Anything other than that, is living within the realm of Lai Mohammed's vivid imagination, which I perceive is very roboust; judging from the big big lies the guy dey blow daily!!

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