one silly thing that happen when u have a Clown as a ruler..

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[size=18pt]mr LAI let your children apply too[/size]

LastMumu:
[color=#000099][font=Georgia] Just like any other job vacancy is this country, I'm sure once this masquerade jobs start rolling out, it will only be given by connection, you will never see the vacancy posted online.
Thank God my grand dad is a big dibia in our village, he will surely keep me posted once any opening is up for grabs. This year shall not pass me by!

Buhahahahahahaha

Whalai every body in this. Country dey mad!!!!!!!

three:
Apparently his son need not apply as he's already got a JOB!!

ZOMBIES UNA SEE AM? una go come dey shamelessly do ZOMBIE JOB! ODENKA U DEY SEE AM?

Seconsol92:
lai mohammed wont kill person. let him bring the masquerade business plan lets see whether its profitable..Confused man

hemartins:
Lol.
Nigerians always finds a way to be happy.

. Even when they are in deep pain

The funny thing is the minister is right. It can be done, and it is done in many countries but it cannot be possible in Nigeria. Nigeria is not safe or enlightened enough to make it happen. I know people who do just that and they make a killing. The government needs to create an environment that is conducive before talking about tourism. Security being one of them.

Hi Im Indian. We have masquerade jobs in my village too. But the candidate must undergo spirit possession.

Language no barrier as once hes possesed he will automatically start speaking in our tongue. (Tulu)

You must be ready to learn all the ritual codes of conduct tho.

According to Minister for Information, CULTURE AND TOURISM Liar sorry Lie Mohammed, One Masquerades can create 1,000 jobs for Nigerian youths instead of waiting for Government . Nigerian youths should start making Money on Dressing Masquerades

One thing that surprises me about Naija is that we have a way of making ourselves happy while these unqualified leaders keep having a field day...

DestinyCHILD1:
LOL....@OP help me ask Lai Mohammed to list the career prospects in dressing and undressing a masquerade? I really don't know what these people take graduates for....SMH! Other countries are recording successful achievements in Advanced Technology and this old man is talking about masquerades.

Na chanji....I no fit laff.

This country just dey funny me everyday. Can't stop laughing

henrygale:
www.alagagomomasqueraders.com/lai.

Application is free.

loool

Lol!

In the weed-induced voice of Abass Obesere:

' Egungun be careful, na express you dey'

Eegun Oloolu, (Ibadan) Eegun Bamgbose (Lagos Island), Eegun Alaagbaa, Eegun Akorinkoda, eegun ajofoyinbo..una don hammer!

no wonder the bible says "fear 'north' ". Doz guys hardly use dia brain

Abi na who no see beta job go do wey won go apply for masqurade job.

who brought this curse on this country. it's too much on us already. when I saw this post on the front page I thought "masquerade " in this context is referring to apc acclaimed job creation, Alas! they meant that Prophet Jonathan's prophesies are fastly manifesting than expected, "apc will take Nigeria backward " to choose apc is to choose darkness over light " so they want our youth, children of light to engage in satanic darkness of masquerade, we are in for a long thing

EgunMogaji:


Someone called?

Egun Anigilaje.

You must have been the brain behind Lai Mohammed's masquerade theory

He is correct because pple patronise. Masquerades well well in if youths take it up and start entertaining pple on daily basis with it in major cities u will know that lie mohammed is correct remember we pay to watch mickey mouse can't we also tap this part of our culture and boost our economy

Business don show thanks to alagba Lai, mk i go buy this domain name before FG go claim am. Recruitments@masqeradejobs.gov.ng . Am sure ministry for culture will thank me later.

Omenka how do you see it? Hope you have applied

searchng4love:

You must have been the brain behind Lai Mohammed's masquerade theory

Mr. Mohammed, I'm available as a consultant and to run the program.

I will require a sizable mobilization fee and can be in Abuja in 48 hours

This is funny. It can only happen during buhari tenure

Yes o. With Ministers that are on Oshogbo weed.

sample042:
To apply for the job of the great agaba masquerade dressing tap the below link.


www.agabamasq.com















I still believe that Buharia is the man to put 9ja in the right track.

donigspain:
[size=14pt]URGENT VACANCY: 100 Positions

Our client, a Socio-cultural group, urgently needs the services of 100 able-bodied youths to join their Ojuju-Calabar Masquerade Wardrobe Crew. This position became available due to the eye-opening speech from one of Nigeria's loquacious elder statesmen and Minister of Information and Culture - Alhaji Lai Mohammed.

Interested applicants should forward their CVs together with 2 white fowls, 3 pieces of Igbo Kolanuts, 1 alligator pepper and 2 branches of freshly cut palm fronds to the email address shrine@Ojuju-Calabar.ng using the subject "Juju Matters".

PS:
I'll not be surprised if this present administration considers Bet9ja as youth empowerment programme.[/size]

WTF!! Rotflmao!!!

Una don craze finish.

EgunMogaji:


Mr. Mohammed, I'm available as a consultant and to run the program.

I will require a sizable mobilization fee and can be in Abuja in 48 hours

Lols Egun ti takeover. I love the economic plan for employment built around masquerades by Barack Obama.

omenka:
WTF!! Rotflmao!!!

Una don craze finish.

Now you see that we need to fold up the APC PDP dichotomy and focus on our national development...

Just confirmed from my Chinese source that

buhari signed a deal

to import canes

Chinco canes