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Check Out These Performances If Our Musicians Were Students by kiddoiLL(m): 9:14am On May 04, 2016
TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.


KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.



REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.


OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.


MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.


P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.


DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday


PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.


YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.


WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.



VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.



SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.


MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.


DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.


ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.



KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.


TIWA SAVAGE – Bad girl who twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.


TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.


PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.



YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that is always looking for boys.


SIMI – The freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.


REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.


VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.


BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.


SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.


KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.


FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to the sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.


CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.



IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.


EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.


TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.


LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.


D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.



9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.


DIJA – one spoilt student, small girl and always rude to her seniors.


ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.



PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking


YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.






























2BABA: The teacher that impregnated most of all the students……

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Re: Check Out These Performances If Our Musicians Were Students by KaBabs1: 6:18pm On May 04, 2016
I don't agree with all but this is fuçking hilarious

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