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Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 7:51pm On May 05, 2016 |
I just stumbled on this piece, feel like sharing and feel free to add yours. 1. Boy:say me Girl:me Boy: you forgot the d Girl:there's no d in me Boy:not yet Note: Try this at your own peril, the slap you might receive could make you time-travel 2. Guy: Do you want to go out sometime? Girl: I have a boyfriend Guy: I have math test tomorrow Girl: What does that have to do with anything Guy: I'm sorry, I thought we were listing things we could cheat on... 3. Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off. 4. Interesting fact, kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout? 5. Me: "Hey if I was a superhero guess which one I'd be!" Girl: "Iron man, Superman, Batman?" Me: "Your man." 6. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up! 7. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand." Lol 8. “Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams” 9. “I thought happiness starts with letter H, why does mine start with U?” 10. “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… He never met you!” 11. Another one that works like magic is 'I love you, oya talk your own' 12. Most effective, no talking, *show her some cash*. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 7:59pm On May 05, 2016 |
i love u, oya say your own back! The moment she says her own back she becomes your gf while we were in preschool |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 8:03pm On May 05, 2016 |
Girl, are you made up of burning Hydrogen and Helium? Cuz you're hot 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by ArchEnemy(m): 8:05pm On May 05, 2016 |
My love for you is like kunnu; pepperish but tasty Playfully used it on a female friend 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 8:06pm On May 05, 2016 |
pinceprinz:Chaiii bros, na since the days of Oranmiyan you don dey knack, God dey o. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 8:09pm On May 05, 2016 |
emitoz:na small small peniss nah, no effect at all. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 8:09pm On May 05, 2016 |
SirWere:Lol... No try am with non-science students o, she go dey tell you make you speak English |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by may01(f): 8:12pm On May 05, 2016 |
I love 3,5,6 and 7. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 8:18pm On May 05, 2016 |
emitoz:You must be a good benezne ring, because you're very extremely aromatic |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 8:20pm On May 05, 2016 |
may01:Guess you've falling for 'em... lol |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by may01(f): 8:26pm On May 05, 2016 |
emitoz:Nah...I just find them witty |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by IamLEGEND1: 8:32pm On May 05, 2016 |
Baby,are u a WiFi?
coz I'll luv to turn on ur hotspot |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by donbenedict(m): 8:33pm On May 05, 2016 |
U must be my missing rib.. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Sugarcious(m): 8:55pm On May 05, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1:Nice one! But the girls in my area are too local, they wont get it. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by lecturerdabo(m): 9:17pm On May 05, 2016 |
Noted! |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by eyeview: 11:39pm On May 05, 2016 |
I remember in 2004,I was walking with this girl in my platoon. She tripped and nearly fell but I was able to save her. I was like: 'Babe,I've not even started dropping my lyrics and you're already tripping for me,by the time I start,you'll definetly fall for me'. She giggled but was really glad that I was able to turn what ought to have been embarrassing for her into a witty one. The ability to create apt and witty jokes and responses in almost any situation then is one of the things my wife confessed that knocked her off her feet back then 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by david16(m): 1:17am On May 06, 2016 |
Babe are you yam?? Cos you've been pounding in my heart |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 1:20am On May 06, 2016 |
emitoz: brilliant! imma use this on skarlett . 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 6:54am On May 06, 2016 |
1...Babe, are you from Badagry? Cos you're bad and I agree. 2...Hi there beauty. May I introduce myself to you. My name is Right......Mr Right. 3...Babe, is that a phone in your back pocket? Cos your ass is calling me. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 6:54am On May 06, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 7:00am On May 06, 2016 |
pinceprinz: No lie baba u still dey do am |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 7:02am On May 06, 2016 |
may01:can I use them on u? |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 7:02am On May 06, 2016 |
donbenedict:u can do better sir |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 7:05am On May 06, 2016 |
Cornido:this ur number 3 fit guarantee free slap |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by donbenedict(m): 7:06am On May 06, 2016 |
Jarizod:pick up lines are old fashioned na |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 7:07am On May 06, 2016 |
donbenedict:true small..so how do u get your girls |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by donbenedict(m): 7:09am On May 06, 2016 |
Jarizod:I just let my actions, and behaviour speak for me dats all.. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 7:10am On May 06, 2016 |
donbenedict:same here #leavepickuplinesfornovice |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by may01(f): 8:52am On May 06, 2016 |
Jarizod: 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 9:18am On May 06, 2016 |
No.2 is hilarious.. 1, 3,4,6,7 are crazy... 8,9,10 are cool... Nice piece... |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 10:27am On May 06, 2016 |
Omavik:Oh.. thanks, which is your favorite? |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Add Yours. by Nobody: 10:59am On May 06, 2016 |
emitoz:No.8&9 are my favorites ... |
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