nelxxy:
I will report you to M.D. you're working and still in nairaland. there is god ooo

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LWKMD!.....

I know right!...

twinskenny:


Lmao

Cribpark:
24. That bold attempt to Spell in quotations by your semi-literate Artisan
“Kotasan of Litedi” (a.k.a Quotation For Lintel)

Oi this looks familiar

So true

No 1 was a bomb

Lol

Cribpark:
13. What Engineers Think of Architects

na so

this is MEGA funny lol, MAde my Morning x
thanks @ Criblepark

Lol. Not bad...

Lmao!!!

Lol....numba 8 is rili waoo..dat kind construction na one of a kind.

looool.... really really funny.....

SO true, I can relate to this.

Hilarious.
Have you met a big client onsite, surrounded by all and sundry....
As he moves around with the architect and like 20 other people... He sees an open pipe and enquires "what's this"....
That moment when EVERYONE opens their mouth all at once to explain to him... Me the architect be like "damn! Indiana Jinkens"

I also met a foreman who was trying to impress the client by countering what me the architect says.. .
Client-so how many bags for the casting?
Me-let's budget 80 to 100 bags, give or take
Fireman-no o. E nor oreash! 40 or 50 go finish am...

Then the client looks at a building not far off...the 6" decking had been casted.
Client-i want quality like that one o
Foreman-oga no mind the man wey get am... Him work no good! That casting wey Hin do 6", e suppose be 9" o. I tell am him no hear
ME-EH! BLOOD OF GOD

I'm smiling cos.............





I saw Mr. Dilly Dong

U catch them for backyard
True life story

OP u get all the acts no be small.
sometimes u let client express themselves before u gv ur expert opinion.
I supervise block moulding and I must tell u some estate managers demand a 3D block which is not feasible in reality but when u explain in a polite manner and use quality blocks to back it up they will reason with you.

Best thread ever read this year

This is so true most especially the no one, the artisans are like its only paper work n grammer u guys can speak, if nt come n try out my work n no how it feels to be doing these work. Na only to collectmoney from client u guys know

Cribpark:
24. That bold attempt to Spell in quotations by your semi-literate Artisan
“Kotasan of Litedi” (a.k.a Quotation For Lintel)

My ribs are cracking with laughter. So so true. When they tell them to go to school to at least secondary level & let the school pass through them, they no gree hear!

Anyway, we go dey help them do the translation & interpretation

Cribpark:
15. How Clients See Building Contractors
“…What is it again this time?.....”’

Laffffffff

twinskenny:


Lmao

the guy most have come from ibadan.

Few nairaland engineers and contractors came to mind,,,,,I no mention any name o.

Very funny alright.

Cribpark:
21. When The Contractor is really 'Fed up'

The most hilarious..

Fed up indeed..

Picture 20 looks like Kanye

Chaii, see as you just wash Town Planners...

Number 24 though "Kotesan"

Loool.....That got me too men!...

Naughtysite:


The most hilarious..

Fed up indeed..

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