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Hillarious...yoruba Mums by highsoar(m): 8:42am On May 07, 2016 |
Yoruba Mothers are among the best when it comes to child up bringing. Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make u correct your wrong lesekese! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants! Now ABARA is the worst....And apart from IGBAJU, we have a more advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go to auto-search as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...it can reset one to 3D (DEAF, DAFT and DUMP)!!! Hahahahahaha God bless our yoruba mothers'' 2 Likes |
Re: Hillarious...yoruba Mums by Sayelabola(m): 10:00am On May 07, 2016 |
Oh boy, e be like say you've been baptised with all those slaps type. Anyway, my face is still a virgin to some of those slaps...can't even remember the last time I was slapped. |
Re: Hillarious...yoruba Mums by highsoar(m): 8:06pm On May 07, 2016 |
O boy back den i chop am die |
Re: Hillarious...yoruba Mums by lhawarl1(m): 4:35pm On May 10, 2016 |
My face don shapeshift frm d impact of those slaps |
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