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15 Strange but True Things All Grown Women Should Know About Men by DuduParaPara: 6:34pm On May 07, 2016 |
1. Unless we're fighting, when we say something that can be taken one of two ways and one of the options is bad, we meant the good one ![]() 2. Don't ever assume what's going on in our mind. You might think we're having doubts about all this and things are going to shit so you start acting like it and then it gets all messed up and it's over. The truth is we're probably just thinking about the last episode of game of thrones or something like that. If you want to know, ask! 3. We get annoyed when we find out your best friends know everything about our relationship, including the secrets we told you in confidentiality ![]() 4. If you want to have sex don't wait for men to initiate. If a man always has to initiate into sex he will feel like you don't want it and just do it because you make him feel good but don't actually feel any pleasure yourself. Also , when initating be pretty straightforward or use very obvious hints because we don't get it. If you start touching a guy's dick and he doesn't understand that you want to have sex , yeah , that's wrong. But if you give some sort of glance or just say something like "Oh it's been a long day" and we're supposed to work from there to understand that you want to have sex that's not gonna work. 4. Just because a man is physically bigger than you doesn't mean that punching, kicking, or slapping him doesn't hurt - even if it's done playfully. We aren't trees or rocks. Pain still hurts. 5. Sometimes we want to be the little spoon. 6. Guys like getting compliments about their appearance too, even just minor ones feel nice. 7. Just because we can't get an erection at a given moment, that doesn't mean we're not into you or that we don't want to have sex. It's not that simple. 8. We can see through the "I'm fine" bullsh*t. But if you say it 3 times, we're going to let it go. It's not because we aren't aware it's bullsh*t, and it's not because we don't care -- it's because we're not interested in playing stvpid games. 9. Do not search our answers for hidden or alternate meanings. This isn't gulder ultimate search, you won't find anything if you keep digging. There aren't any. What we said is what we mean. 10. You know those movies where the woman is unpredictable, annoying, and generally crazy, but the man she is after falls in love with her anyway??.? That doesn't work in real life. Seriously not even in Naija. 11. Sometimes men just like to be alone, it's not that we're angry with you or ignoring you we just like to be alone occasionally. 12. all men are different and they should be treated as such. Stop all these "All men are the same" stories. Well, if all men are the same, just pick one and shut up! 13. Most of us enjoying peeing outside against something 14. Most of us don't get subtle hints if you want is to do something just come out and say it! 15. We don't get tired of your boobs. It's a joy to see them literally every time. The same with touching them. You might not understand it... frankly, I don't think we do either. But for straight men, boobs are the physical embodiment of joy. ![]() ![]() ![]() Okay let me stop here for now so that other guys can say their minds. 1 Like |
Re: 15 Strange but True Things All Grown Women Should Know About Men by investigator007: 6:46pm On May 07, 2016 |
All men aren't potential cheaters. That`s another thing ladies no dey understand. Where are Seun, lalasticlala when you. need them?? |
Re: 15 Strange but True Things All Grown Women Should Know About Men by judey1992(m): 6:57pm On May 07, 2016 |
sometimes we just want a little persuasion. |
Re: 15 Strange but True Things All Grown Women Should Know About Men by Nobody: 6:59pm On May 07, 2016 |
Gud work op. See the origin of marriage or romance relatnship or whatever is well founded as it is in d bible. But we have civilization and d economy to contend with these days Just like d bible describe Jesus as d groom and we (d church) as d bride, dats exactly d way marriage is. Jesus isn't seeking a perfect person who knws all about him..just obey him and do what he wants, he (d husband) will always be there for you simple! The reverse is also true..disobey or displease him and he'll take his hands off you. Jesus wouldn't make himself vulnerable in d name of love. It is you who would keep seekng his face. Sometimes he doesn't answer us according to our desire yet that doesn't make him a bad God. Besides one man's food is another man's poizon..what husband A wants from his wife is different from what husband B wants |
Re: 15 Strange but True Things All Grown Women Should Know About Men by vicstar(m): 7:18pm On May 07, 2016 |
nice 1 bro ![]()
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Re: 15 Strange but True Things All Grown Women Should Know About Men by YourMrBoo: 7:25pm On May 07, 2016 |
Bro, the ladies really need to know... Nice one... Boobs are the second gateway to man's happiness after food. |
Re: 15 Strange but True Things All Grown Women Should Know About Men by LordDecency(m): 8:26pm On May 07, 2016 |
As for no 12.... Itz Menopause the wicked Producer.... ![]() So let dem dance to d beat.... |
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