Na wa o! Abi the guy dey shit for people on contract.

e be like

u no even sure

Ben, pls stop drinking garri but you can drink cassava grain,

Ben business de o! The entire naval crew on board an oceanliner in the gulf of guinea have reported that their toilets on board are bad, they're ready to pay you a handsome reward to help them discharge their waste. Halla back for the co-ordinates of the vessel.

Ahh

Baxi

I'm definitely not aware of it . . . erm. . what is Baxi talking about?

good afternoon captain and ben!

must you always expose ya illiteracy?

If they can't beat them, they'll join them.

Ben good night to u especially

same to you

but ben, u didnt tell me u r such a garri drinker, well its gud for ur health, kip it up

sylve11:

good afternoon captain and ben!

Na only Captain and ben dey house abi

romade:

flirting?

who's dat?

ur husband

I don't get it. . .E be like say una for dis section be one kain clique.

The jokes jus dey pass over my head. . . . or between my legs

Benbella

com c tit oooooo

see ur head like catapiller

Abbey_city:

com c tit oooooo

tit . . . .

where na

time 4 yabbing?

devil send u?

Hi cutie. . . long time. How's ABJ? good to see u again

sylvie. . . that ur costume reminds me of the Ikenga Superstars