sweetcocoa:
Lol, nice.

That's the the perfect proposal.

darkenedrebel:


how so? I've seen more creative proposals that were laced with better one-liners.

sweetcocoa:
Well, I think this one's perfect.

darkenedrebel:


wait till i propose to you.

sweetcocoa:
You can't propose to me, I got no C or O nor an A in my name.

darkenedrebel:


really? look who says i need to pay the opthalmologist a visit.

the last three letters in your monicker are COA.

if we rearrange it, it would give us = C*O

technically, you are still her in lengthened form

plus you come with other benefits - FREE and SWEET. . .Quod erat demonstrandum!
godammit!, I'm a mammyfücking genius

sweetcocoa:
Oh! Please.

I meant my real name.

Ioannes:
so That's why I find it difficult to sleep at night. no wonder...

darkenedrebel:
i sleep late because the codification of my train of thoughts, vouchsafing of data garnered in the day via Mind palace and conversion of information from short-term to long-term memory are activities best suited for execution in the dead of the night where there is ambiance, stillness and when the atmosphere has been voided of all manner of distractions that usually trail the daytime.

but not only intelligent people are nocturnal. the razzle-dazzle of social media & the goodies that sail with it tend to stay sleep & keep people up at very odd hours - and that encompasses heady & simple-minded persons alike. . .that bit in your post might be a little bit flawed.

jashar:

Huh!!!! You Say!!!

darkenedrebel:


both freecocoa and sweetcocoa have the letters C, A and O in them. this is Nairaland so only your sobriquets apply here, not your real name.

throw in the towel already. you just got served!

darkenedrebel:


what do you mean?

no vex. Na all the many many grammar you knack for up dey confuse me.

They no teach me all that one for school when I went the 1st time. So, I dey evening classes now. .

Pardon my simplicity

sweetcocoa:
Aye but I was thinking about real life proposal, not on NL so, it's a clear case of misconception.

You throw in the towel, since you misled me.

jashar:

no vex. Na all the many many grammar you knack for up dey confuse me.

They no teach me all that one for school when I went the 1st time. So, I dey evening classes now. .

Pardon my simplicity

darkenedrebel:


don't try to be sly with me. real life proposal or not, you & i both know that I am not privy to your real name.

you also misled me. C*O is not her real name but yet you playfully suggested that i propose to her using the words "I got no C or O nor an A in my name". in other words you are guilty of what you're accusing me of because you should have spelt out the letters of her real name in your riposte and not her NL pseudonym.

you have what it takes to be a lawyer though

sweetcocoa:
Are we sure those letters aren't in her real name?

sweetcocoa:

Well since its you, I'll just leave it be, ya know ya me love.

sweetcocoa:

@Emboldened, been hearing that for as long as I can remember(almost everyone who knows me thinks same), my mum always referred to me as always "throwing logic" when I didn't even know what that meant, yet somehow I am not a lawyer. I think I should be angry at them for not setting me on that path

sweetcocoa:

nah, I shouldn't, they let us choose what we wanted and now I'm thinking I chose wrong, who knows? I may have been a billionaire by now, was I a lawyer.

sweetcocoa:

It's not too late though, I just may go on to become one.

jashar:

FYM

darkenedrebel:


dollars to donuts, I'm surefooted that not all of the letters appear in her name. lemme give you a clue. . . ."the generic name of the firstborn daughters in typical Igbo families".



really? i thought it was Koic*. i guess i have to work harder to assume full prepollence

for the umpteenth time, what's with the interchanging of MY with ME in your sentences? are you Anglophilic?



pray tell, what career path did you eventually find yourself?. . . . Feminismcology?. . . . GodDoesn'tExistCology?

i don't think you should heap blame on anybody. what matters the most is that you find fulfilment in the field that you latterly chose.

i also mimicked Catholic priests and celebrated fake Masses when i was about 6 or so. my congregation usually comprised of those in my peerage that lived in the next compound or those from the next street. if i had joined a seminary on the off chance that i had been called to God's servitude then there is the 101% probability that i would have ended up as that bawdy Padre that shāgs the fine female choristers in his parish.

you see? not everything you did as a kid is guaranteed to be propitious in your adult years.
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i don't think lawyers rake that much. the preponderance of them hardly do!.



then be prepared to commit the Nigerian constitution to memory. . . . and many other law books that are about the size of Greece.

you just may be me blue-eyed-boy