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| My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 1:21pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. ''What's going on here?'' he asked. ''This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!'' one of the crowd responded. ''Wait'', yelled Jesus'' Let he who is without sin cast the first stone''. Suddenly, a stone was thrown out from the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. 'Aw, c'mon, God, '' Jesus cried, I'm trying to make a point here! |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 1:22pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
The children of Isreal The teacher had just finished Sunday school lesson for the day. It was time for kweshuns, the ff conversation ensured between Tina & Teacher Tina: Ma, there's sumtyn i cant figure out Tisha: What's that Tina? Tina: Well according to the Bible, the children of Isreal crossed the red sea, right? Tisha: Right Tina: The children of Isreal beat up the philistines, right? Tisha: Yes that's right Tina: The children of Isreal built the temple, fought the Egyptians and Romans, and always doing something important right? Tisha: All that is right as well, so what is your kweshun? Tina: What i want to know is; what were all the grown ups doing while all these was going on?? |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 1:23pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
And then mom said, A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six year old daughter & asked her to say the blessing. ''I wouldn't know what to say,'' the little girl replied ''Just say what u hear mum say'', the mummy replied The little girl bowed her head & said, ''Dear Lord, why on earth did i invite all these people to dinner?'' |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by dani1luv: 1:34pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
:d |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 1:41pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
www? |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by Ben13: 1:46pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
'Aw, c'mon, God, '' Jesus cried, I'm trying to make a point here! how e take know say na God?  |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 2:06pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
Cuz He is the One without[b] sin [/b] |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by tytylayor: 4:33pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
nice ones, but i no get d second one well  |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 4:43pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
is dat y u 4got 2 av ya bath since it was the children that did all the fighting, building & travelling where were the parents? |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by alimat2(f): 4:48pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
ROMADE make u no take god play TEN-TEN OOOOOOOH |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 4:51pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
God 4bid dat i stoop low to do such |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by nich(m): 4:53pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
 rommie has done it again! nice ones.parents in da house, watch what you say around your children! |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by tytylayor: 5:02pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
hehehehehe, ok but u just edit dat[b] grown up[/b] o, na gown up dey there b4, wtv, gud one  |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
na as u dey confuse me self come see say my R key don go market |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by damhadji(m): 5:06pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
| pretty funny jokes to close with. 1 and 3 were 9ice jokes rommy |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by alimat2(f): 5:07pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
romade: Na wetin u send R key go buy 4 market? |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 5:16pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
needle & thread to sew ya fingers to ya mouth |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by nich(m): 5:17pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
alimat 2:jamb past question  |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by tytylayor: 5:18pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
failed woefully |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by mamagee6(f): 5:34pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
I used to read that when I was in Nigeria. |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by tytylayor: 5:38pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
clap for ya sef |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by mamagee6(f): 11:32pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
You're insane. |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by sylve11: 9:34am On Aug 15, 2009 |
msswwww  |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by sylve11: 9:36am On Aug 15, 2009 |
@captain, u try |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by cbase: 10:38am On Aug 15, 2009 |
e try no be small |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by lordmassac(m): 1:06pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
pass mark |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by Jeovy(m): 3:58pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
Good one romade, never believed you could make me smile |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by kodylicky(f): 4:31pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
Nice jokes. |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by lysaa(f): 4:33pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
Jeovy:na only ya photographer dey make u smile abi? Romade good but ol' stuff but what can i say? U're Ol' pa pomade na |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 9:59am On Aug 17, 2009 |
ancient lysaa heard u just had a surgery done on ya back bone to make it stiff |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by Ben13: 10:10am On Aug 17, 2009 |
heard that too. . .tot it was rumour. |
| Re: My Book Of Bible Story by romsky: 12:09pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
now u don confirm am |
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