I’ve come to realise being famous in Nigeria is not far fetched. These days you do not need to be talented, be related to anybody famous, keep up with the Joneses or be a criminal. Yes! You can be our Kim (with or without the sex tape). Bear in mind this fame could last for few minutes or forever, depending on your manner of approach. Here are some tricks on how to make headline. Thank me later.

Be a street hawker: This worked for Olajumoke, why would your story be different. Get your lazy butt off that chair, pick a tray and head to the streets. You can start with sachet water or oranges. If it doesn’t work out today, try again tomorrow. Never give up!!




Be a baby mama to a celebrity: This is the status quo. It’s not as tough as it may appear. We still have potential tear-rubber baby papas eg Don Jazzy, Banky W, D’banj, Phyno etc.




Be edible catering




Be a scandalous celebrity girlfriend




Release nude/ almost nude pregnancy picture




Attempt suicide




Fake your death



Release outrageous pre-wedding pictures.



Culled from http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/5056-2/

Dominique, lalasticlala

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Lalasticlala, wad up?