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Akpors Jokes by EMXTAN1(m): 12:00am On May 13, 2016 |
Girl : I' m warning you , my Mummy is
coming back soon . .
AKPOS : But I' m not doing anything . .
Girl : That' s why I 'm warning you , Hurry
up
CASHIER : This is the 5 th movie ticket
you 've bought tonight Sir , Why ?. .
AKPOS : Yes, that I. diot at the entrance
keeps tearing it
TEACHER: What 's your favorite
flower ?. .
AKPOS : Chrysanthemum . . TEACHER:
Spell it . . AKPOS : I was joking o . My
favorite flower is Rose R -O -S - E
Two Girls were sitting at a club. One
was ugly and the other one was
beautiful . Akpos walked straight to the
ugly girl .
Akpos : Hello ! Ugly girl: Hi !!
Akpos : Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl : Yes ( excited )
Akpos : OK , Go and dance, I wanna talk
to your friend .
Papa Akpos : My pikin say you drive am
commot for school, Wetin he do ?
Akpos 'Teacher : - Your son is not brilliant
at all, he cant even spell "LION " . . .
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah . . . You know say na
SMALL pikin . . . . . . You for tell am make
he spell SMALL ANIMAL like "
MOSQUITO" . . . . . .
Teacher : Behind every successful man
there is a woman . What do we learn
from this ?
Akpos : We should stop wasting time in
studies and find that WOMAN
Teacher : Make a Sentence with Big
Akpos : The Ram Is Big
Teacher : Make it longer
Akpos : The Ram is big ooooooo
OPERATOR: 911, wat 's your emergency?
AKPOS : Two girls are fighting over me . .
OPERATOR: So? . . AKPOS : The ugly one
is winning.
Teacher : Who can state one diff btw a
Bird and a Fly ? . .
Akpos : A bird can fly , but a fly cannot
bird. |
Re: Akpors Jokes by marshalcarter: 12:06am On May 13, 2016 |
This tin dry pass dried fish |
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