If you went to unique UNIPORT, tnen you will be familiar with these 10 things

LETS GO!

1. MAMA ABUJA
If you havent "wasted" your money here, you havent started. this place is center to the live-wire of uniport. No mama abuja, no uniport. Even if the food is tasteless, but you must visit there

2. PRITASSO (Aluu)
This private set of block hostel has a lengendry status. If your friend says he lives here, then he got some cool cash.
This is for the rich and famous. Though I have been here twice, its no diffierent from a glorified secondary school hostel

3. MANDELA BOYS!
hahahaha. these are boys living in a set of hostel blocks over looking some hostel classes in Abuja Campus (Ps Classes). If you never stayed here as a guy, you didnt go to uniport. From here, mandela boys abuse "operator" for not giving them light. When there is water shortage, they go to the nearby UPTH to get water.

Girls, dont pass through this place when boys are angry, you will be "stoned" with curses of you dress anyhow

Greatest Mandelite!

4. OFRIMA
Who doesnt know the lengedary OFRIMA! Center of sciences in uniport. If a student says he is going to study at ofrima, then he is either a medical student or a "jacker"

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5. BACK OF CHEM
This is one place I have never been to, through out my stay in uniport yet it has a legendary status. Its for engineering student has a history of "funny" activities. All rumuchakara houses are reffered to as "back of chem"
You should be found walking alone at night around here, otherwise.......

6. ALUU
Dont find yourself here after dark. Though the "big" boys stay here but its houses.......
A friend of mine was going home one day and these set of guys, cornered him and said they liked his watch and phones and he should "borrow" them. that was the last thing he remembered.
But aluu is fun though just ensure your pocket got enough coins

ona done call off ona strike

7. DAN ETETE
Who in uniport doesnt know here. This is the famous girls hostel with visiting hours between 4-6pm. Entered there once. If you are a guy and found here after 6pm, be ready to be bathed with "holy water"

8. PS HALL
This is the most popular place/class in the whole of uniport. its more popular than the VC'S Office. here hosts political elections, rallies or church events. One day, a.student ran from the back to the front of the hall, you should see how fellow students were escaping from the window. we later discovered it was an advert by some arts studenta for an upcoming program.
see running....hahahahaha

Uniport

What about Arena, the delta park cab drivers wey no dey ever get change, the old man always preaching close to choba junction....etc...

Uniport??
But why is the school dirty
From those pics.


And i heard they pay 80-120k.

sinaj:
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for sagbama

thought the school is attributed to the prevalence of different cultist group