Gone are the days when call-girls are known to traditionally stay in brothels or stand in red-light districts. Times have changed and Oloshos in Nigeria are not left out in this change of patterns! These babes are not smiling as they have devised various means, locations and have even gone computerized with the sole aim of trading their wares!!! Below are some new places Oloshos now trade their business :

1) Roadside hair dressing salons: This is one notable place call-girls now trade their business. Some would pretend as if they have come to do their hairs. All na wash! We, from Jankara University know that!!! Others would camouflage as apprentices Even the owner of these salons are aware because most of the owners of these roadside salons are 'retired' Oloshos!!! This is where they meet to exchange information on sex contracts.

2) Drinking joints: Most drinking spots have unfortunately been converted to Olosho joints! Sometimes when I hang out with friends at drinking spots, I can't just help but feel I'm inside a brothel! The temptation of heavy backsides and boobies one always struggle to overcome is not easy...in fact, it is as refusing a pack of pizza after fasting for one week!

3) Social media platforms: Most call-girls have taken to social media to trade their business. They often do this with numerous selfies showing their backsides and boobs. They are indirectly telling you to check their 'wares' out and see if you have enough currencies to make purchase. I cover my phones and PC with the blood of Oghene!!!

4) On the road at daytime: The way some babes systematically sell their 'wares' on the road during the day is funny...especially, on hot sunny days! These category of Oloshos target only those that drive cars. They expose all they got while trekking on the road. You go dey wonder why dis fine girl dey trek under sun! Patrons in Olosho matters know this and when they see them while driving, they don't fail to park and bargain!

Many girls pretend a lot and distance themselves from this act but why do you people demand material things from men to get intimate. You either stay away from 'give-me-money-and-I-will-give-you-sex' totally or else...you know what we should call you!

5)Guest houses: inns and hotels are their hide outs too. They always hang around.

6)Campuses: including schools of nursing. Lecturers and men with jeeps know nursing students well for this. U don't believe? Go to Luth and nursing school in Igando around 6pm

7)Clubs: when I was serving, a friend invited me to club. There I saw d girls I've been lecturing in class standing out in dia ashy regalia and some hooked up with d chieves. I then understood why they were rude in class

Like I always say...
You've gotta do whats best for business

obiorathesubtle:
my brother.. Na the change buhari carry come o

I can see the 'change' also affected the olosho business!

here he is the minister of women affair

Marlvin:
Like I always say...
You've gotta do whats best for business

By their fruits...

Marlvin:
Like I always say...
You've gotta do whats best for business

By their fruits...

Marlvin:
Like I always say...
You've gotta do whats best for business

By their fruits...

my brother number 1 is damn fvcking right.........

Rapmoney:
By their fruits...

Am just being realistic,

any other means to meet up with the present harsh economy, based on their line of business if they run out of acquaintances ?

RadicallyBlunt:
5)Guest houses: inns and hotels are their hide outs too. They always hang around.

6)Campuses: including schools of nursing. Lecturers and men with jeeps know nursing students well for this. U don't believe? Go to Luth and nursing school in Igando around 6pm

7)Clubs: when I was serving, a friend invited me to club. There I saw d girls I've been lecturing in class standing out in dia ashy regalia and some hooked up with d chieves. I then understood why they were rude in class

Guy, you funny!

Very funny

skarlett:
Very funny

e ehn! pls tell me more.

True.

I think they market in big churches these days...

They dress to kill (The men.. Lol), with half of their body exposed, they will come late and sit at the back b'cos that's where womaniser also sit.
Lol..

May the good Lord Save them.

Lol

PureWays:
True.

I think they market in big churches these days...

They dress to kill (The men.. Lol), with half of their body exposed, they will come late and sit at the back b'cos that's where womaniser also sit.
Lol..

May the good Lord Save them.

Lol

How do you know people that womanize sit at the back? What if someone comes late?

Rapmoney:
How do you know people that womanize sit at the back? What if someone comes late?

It's simple logic, not all the men that sit at the back are womaniser.
Most womaniser sit at the back of the church, so technically what I'm saying is that, a large number of the men that sit at the back of the big churches are womaniser. Not all!

PureWays:
It's simple logic, not all the men that sit at the back are womaniser.
Most womaniser sit at the back of the church, so technically what I'm saying is that, a large number of the men that sit at the back of the big churches are womaniser. Not all!

It is even worse in those mushroom churches that have young pastors who wear shiny suits and carry punk hair!

Rapmoney:
It is even worse in those mushroom churches that have young pastors who wear shiny suits and carry punk hair!

Lol..

You know, the economy has made the oshoz desperate.. Even pastors are not safe.. Lol..

They market like Real Estate lawyers these days.

PureWays:
Lol..

You know, the economy has made the oshoz desperate.. Even pastors are not safe.. Lol..

They market like Real Estate lawyers these days.

Make I hurry go see my olosho!

Where them for stay before? In their houses

Fast food restaurants and Shawarma spots.

AngelAhnie:
Where them for stay before? In their houses

Are you one of them? I dey suspect you oh!

Rapmoney:
Are you one of them? I dey suspect you oh!

That makes you my customer

AngelAhnie:
That makes you my customer

One spotted already!!!

Rapmoney:
One spotted already!!!

you nor well

AngelAhnie:
you nor well

...but na based on observation nah

Rapmoney:
...but na based on observation nah

I'm an angel