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Nigerian Musicians As International Football Club by kelvincoke(m): 7:53pm On May 16, 2016
In the spirit of football, Here’s a nice compilation of Nigerian musicians as international football clubs and the comparisons were too accurate.

1. DAVIDO – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of
money
and has been consistent since then.
2. TUFACE – REAL MADRID
Tuface has been awesome ever since and still
bossing the industry.

I stand to b corrected. #worryDu say so
3. SKALES – ARSENAL FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always
so
far.
4. D’BANJ – MANCHESTER UNITED
D’banj like Man-U was always bossing it till he
changed management, then he dropped a bit but
he bounced back
5. BURNA BOY – WEST HAM
He is very good but never really gets the
recognition he deserves.
6. D’PRINCE – WEST BROM
Known but hugely irrelevant.
7. PASUMA – JUVENTUS
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).
8. SEYI SHAY – ASTON VILLA
Always making stupid (in her case grammatical)
errors and embarrassing herself
9. PATORANKING – ATHLETICO MADRID
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset
the big boys
10. OLU MAINTAIN – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated
again.
11. LYNXX – MANCHESTER CITY
Although Lynxx made it because of the money,
he
has been hugely inconsistent.
12. DAREY – BARCELONA
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he
has. One of the best.
13. VIKTOH – SASSUOLO
That’s right, so irrelevant!
14. ADEKUNLE GOLD – DORTMUND
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by
all.
15. SINZU – VALENCIA
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making
music.
16. ICE PRINCE – CHELSEA
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.
17. VECTOR – LIVERPOOL
Inconsistent and underrated.
18. OLAMIDE – TOTTENHAM
Using young boys to make it. Respect!
19. YCEE – LEICESTER CITY
Came from nothing and hugely making it.
20. B-RED – MONACO
Very useless, upon all the money!
21. 9ICE – AC MILAN
His era of dominance is over.
22. REEKADO BANKS – WATFORD
He’s making a promising start so far.
23. SINA RAMBO – PORTSMOUTH
That one still dey sing sef?
24. PHYNO – NAPOLI
Nobody unders
Re: Nigerian Musicians As International Football Club by Nobody: 8:03pm On May 16, 2016
Lolz... You try op! I give you 90%.
Re: Nigerian Musicians As International Football Club by fiftynaira(m): 8:43pm On May 16, 2016
Ycee Oya jagaban
Re: Nigerian Musicians As International Football Club by ptaller(m): 12:29am On May 17, 2016
I swear, u over try. I just deh laugh like say I no get any bills to pay.
Re: Nigerian Musicians As International Football Club by ANIEXTY(m): 11:05am On May 17, 2016
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