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Bill Gates by SamMilla1(m): 8:54pm On Nov 20, 2006
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son,



Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride".

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case, "



Next Jack approaches Bill Gates,

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case, "



Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank,

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a  vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that cas
Re: Bill Gates by Alexos(m): 9:22pm On Nov 20, 2006
Clever arrangement
Re: Bill Gates by choco4life(m): 4:27am On Nov 25, 2006
nice one
Re: Bill Gates by amodu(m): 11:53am On Nov 25, 2006
Fantastic!!
Re: Bill Gates by mcgboye(m): 12:56pm On Nov 25, 2006
Smooth operator
Re: Bill Gates by SamMilla1(m): 2:08pm On Oct 18, 2008
yes, i know that
Re: Bill Gates by MrInfo1(m): 2:19pm On Oct 18, 2008
Then u're obviously dumb lipsrsealed
Re: Bill Gates by SamMilla1(m): 5:30pm On Oct 18, 2008
really?
Re: Bill Gates by dani1luv: 7:10pm On Oct 18, 2008
nce 1 wink wink
Re: Bill Gates by Gabry(f): 10:40am On Oct 19, 2008
maybe I should try doing that on my nephew. cool
Re: Bill Gates by SamMilla1(m): 7:54pm On Oct 19, 2008
who is ur nephew
Re: Bill Gates by studio43(m): 8:01pm On Oct 19, 2008
me , myself and i cool
Re: Bill Gates by SamMilla1(m): 8:23pm On Oct 19, 2008
we need confirmation from gabby
Re: Bill Gates by krama(m): 8:08pm On Oct 20, 2008
Nice
Re: Bill Gates by lysaa(f): 8:17pm On Oct 20, 2008
kiss for that nice one.

krama, i'm waiting pls. embarassed
Re: Bill Gates by krama(m): 8:22pm On Oct 20, 2008
Be ye not troubled, your days of waiting are over! grin
Re: Bill Gates by lysaa(f): 8:31pm On Oct 20, 2008
i wish o o , but no shaking sha if u nor yarn. undecided

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