BlackOnassis:


OMG! your talent in lieing is on another level. who are u? jeez

Yeah ..u see I'm a great liar & I am Kash


Why Ur asking btw?

KashyBaby:


Yeah ..u see I'm a great liar & I am Kash


Why Ur asking btw?

"sleeping while texting syndrome" that came out of left field. damn, u must have been a guy in your past life to come up with some impressive sh#t like that.

BlackOnassis:


"sleeping while texting syndrome" that came out of left field. damn, u must have been a guy in your past life to come up with some impressive sh#t like that.

Lol.. so u believe in incarnation?

Hahahahah...! Thats crazy... well, I'm juz giving him a good excuse so his gf won't bashed him to death...

KashyBaby:





Lol.. so u believe in incarnation?

Hahahahah...! Thats crazy... well, I'm juz giving him a good excuse so his gf won't bashed him to death...

i dont believe in that sh&t. i dont even know what to believe anymore

BlackOnassis:


i dont believe in that sh&t. i dont even know what to believe anymore

Then Ur confused


U need to undergo "rebooting " so Ur mind will be refreshed as ever

BlackOnassis:
damn! i respect your "ogboju". e be like say you don get PhD for dis kain thing. maybe i shld come and enroll in your post-graduate program . kai.

Sheila: (screaming) what are you doing? who is this? and why are you naked with her in our bed?
Studly dude: Look, it's not what you think?
Sheila: (more screaming) what the f do you mean it's not what it looks like? you're impaling another woman right on our bed?
Study dude: The love I have for you is so intense that I want to do this test to see if I can even think of gbenshing someone else and as you can see, my wetincall is at half mast adn unresponsive. There's no one but you to satisfy me.
Sheila: oh i don't know, but I guess it's okay.

But please don't try this with any chick named Antwanette, Leshonda, Chaneka, etc especially if they are truly ghetto. A 9mm shell hurts so bad

KashyBaby:




Then Ur confused


U need to undergo "rebooting " so Ur mind will be refreshed as ever

ok. how do i reboot?

EgunMogaji:


Sheila: (screaming) what are you doing? who is this? and why are you naked with her in our bed?
Studly dude: Look, it's not what you think?
Sheila: (more screaming) what the f do you mean it's not what it looks like? you're impaling another woman right on our bed?
Study dude: The love I have for you is so intense that I want to do this test to see if I can even think of gbenshing someone else and as you can see, my wetincall is at half mast adn unresponsive. There's no one but you to satisfy me.
Sheila: oh i don't know, but I guess it's okay.

But please don't try this with any chick named Antwanette, Leshonda, Chaneka, etc especially if they are truly ghetto. A 9mm shell hurts so bad

dis guy don see things. i hope ur wound has healed sha.

BlackOnassis:
damn! i respect your "ogboju". e be like say you don get PhD for dis kain thing. maybe i shld come and enroll in your post-graduate program . kai.

Further to that, the approach that works best is never to discuss or apologize the incident. After a while turn the table when she arises it by indicting her for snooping on your phone. Tell her you needed to confirm her trust status that's why you connived to have that joke on her and as would be expected she still fell for it. Storm out and keep to yourself and see her sending apologetic messages and even your friends to come and plead on her behalf. You might even get an appeasement knacking join

Shame on you

CaroLyner:
you deserve a slap in the face with a sledge hammer.
if she listens to any explanation you give she's a niperling ninny.

dayosweetness:

mind you, it can happen to anyone, including you!

no.we arent all airheads