1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. Also clapped

2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped He paid subsidy. you also clapped.

3. When he removed all roadblocks. You clapped. When he reinstalled roadblocks. You also clapped. 4. When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped. He returned military command back. You clapped 5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped. He devalued the Naira. You clapped. 6. He said he would not have the office of the first lady. You clapped. He has the office of the first lady. You clapped 7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped $1 is officially equal N280. You are clapping 8. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, he later said in December when the rains stop. You clapped. Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. You are clapping. 9. He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped.

Source: www.thetrentonline.com/fellow-nigerians-15-signs-of-a-zombie-buhari-supporter/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Stupidity is a huge sign

Some of the zOMBIES have stopped clappping but some will continue to clap cos they can't swallow their pride!

A man left government a year ago, his image still loom larger than life. Another came a year ago, everything he touched turned to dust!

In the realm of hypothesis, many said we would have been worse! I ask, what can be worse than this? A government run by NEOPHYTES and APPRENTICES? No economic policies in place.

Today, I am not convinced on devaluation. Next day, we will devalue to reflect present reality. Just before you think there is hope, you hear deregulation where government fixes prices of a commodity they can't provide. In another breath, oh, thank God we have removed subsidy on petroleum products. Just before you Erupt hope, the Vice president said we have not removed subsidy.

They banned the operation of domiciliary accounts and just as you say mama, they reversed themselves with unpardonable collateral
damage to commerce. Their broomstick must have swept their brains into the 'odo ogun'!

Nigeria is no doubt an animal farm!

Akanni Ola Balogun