tRoOE:

twitter is not boring to me, it gud place to flirt
oh yea people post crab for unnecessary attention  
d babies wah u dash me abi

lol na now you call am crap.  no be the kain crap you dey read wey you deyenjoy be that?
I hear say J-Lo get sex tape wey judge dey talk say make dem no show.  Once that one is out it will beat twitter and facebook combined.

from our last discussion nau, I thought you said you've got twins on the way?
I hope mr.e-bobo is not shooting blanks o    

NL is updated 4 me

Updated abi outdated, which one is it?

C2H5OH:

Ah ahn.  Enu e ma n wa ruff gan o. Ki la gbe ki lo ju?  When you were busy getting your panties in a bunch while you were being toasted, you were all smiles.  Now that your roadside experiment's gone wrong why do you refuse to handle it responsibly and with civility?
I will carry my jero ass go siddon for one side.  Ki lo kan mi. To ba wun e ko sunkun sabo.  To ba fe soro pelu ilakaye ko je kin mo.

Nah i knew this will happen and who the Bleep said i was not handling it responsibly i wats with the ilakaye now

Pweety4me:

Wom-wetin?  Haba

Kunbee:

Nah i knew this will happen and who the mess said i was not handling it responsibly i wats with the ilakaye now

Okay, I know you're not cursing at me. O je lo joko si egbe kan ko calm down die.
It's your life to live. Do with it as you please. I thought you were willing and ready to listen. Guess not.

C2H5OH:

Okay, I know you're not cursing at me. O je lo joko si egbe kan ko calm down die.
It's your life to live. Do with it as you please. I thought you were willing and ready to listen. Guess not.

Oya Daddy me i am listening to your advice*waiting*

My Tailbone Hurts like a bleep!

Kunbee:

Oya Daddy me i am listening to your advice*waiting*

Emi ke?  Mi o koja aye mi.  I know my limits.  Ma jaye ori e lo jare, ota po.
I got nothing else to add.

Add jare and i am listening and i am serious jare

Kin je ko tu wa bu mi nitori mo bere question lowo e? Rara o. Mi o se.
Just enjoy yourself and be careful sha. I just wanted to understand what happened and why you are bitter.

NOooooooooo nao i didnt abuse you ok i am sori come back and tell me wat u think

I already told you what I think. Just be careful. If you have any other questions just let me know.

OK sir thank you i will be

Gym time

HYmmmm sexy

I wont tell

THe pic dey there jare

Oh i just saw it. . .

And

^^thank you see ya 2mao

Nuffin

Good

Should have gone to the movies with them, instead of acting like a dork by staying home to finish some work

mehn its worse than i thought

Is she mad @ me?

i tire
things we do for stalk loff