Bbsharon:


Like seriously they do.

Hey, I like your spec will you dash me, it might fit me too.

guyXander:

boo doesn't not boo don't.
singular noun goes with plural verb listen in class

well, message passed!

Michellla:
i dont get your headline though

lol..me too
how do things like this get to front page....
politics everywhere hmmm...
abi them they sort d moderators. ..

PunkyV:




As we say in my country, you strike a woman, you strike a rock. Like ping-pongs, we always bounce back. Meaner Woe betide the next slimy worm As they always warn, the woman is the most dangerous one of any species

Wena eish, till nature clock winds you up like Lucy diale

searchng4love:

Wena eish, till nature clock winds you up like Lucy diale

I'd just get a cat or marry a tree like some ladies have been doing lately

those attributes are really for learners.

Mmm.mayb is true,wel me i respect my lane.we talking money,u talking bitches we are so different.so we gat no businez

Kachisbarbie:
Very true. With respect to Nairaland.
Name : you have a name like StandingPenis, and you expect a lady to reply your pm? Continue standing...

Post : Someone sends you a pm, you decide to checkout the guys post and you see him calling Nigerian girls hoes. Am I from Morocco?
You're still trying to get over that, then you see his topics, "Sugar mummies in Abuja, holla"...haba, uncle why?

Pictures : If you know say your "handsomeness" is WITHIN, just skip the profile picture. Thanks

Age of account : Time registered: May 11, 2013
Time spent online: 2days
Last seen: 6:10pm (a minute after sending the pm...lol)
View Ezege's posts (6)

why send PMs with your alternate account? It is easier to get a response when your account is an active one, at least we know you are not a kidnapper.

Hi bae

PunkyV:




I'd just get a cat or marry a tree like some ladies have been doing lately

Impossible you'll just settle for the next available basic guy with imali

Kachisbarbie:

Lastmumu is my buddy off-line, he is far from being a mumu let alone the last mumu. I think his posts should exonerate him.
I don't have to check through your pics, once I open your NL profile_ your pics is one of the first thing I should see (that's if you have one).

Age of account: your account is young, but you activities on NL is 1000+, you are active.

Is there a standingPenis here?

Of course. You wouldn't believe it

Bbsharon:


Are you in anyway guilty of the above ?

No i keep my cool online... no time for dos kinda things

No 3 can be so annoying... Even if you have to send your picture, one or two is okay, instead they refer to send you their whole photo album... So annoying.

Mologi:
For ur mind.....must i live all my life to please women...


U should talk to those wu doesnt have the acumen to talk to women one on one....

But....


Mo n wa iyawo sha!!!!

Abeg help me ask am o...2 chat wit gal get rule again...
if u dnt like d way some guys chat wit u,its ur opinion nd dnt make it look bad...plz

menstrualpad:

Impossible you'll just settle for the next available basic guy with imali

No, not me! Some of us dont feel attraction for just about anything with a pulse & a D. I for one dont connect easily emotionally, so it'll take more than a fat wallet to get this kitty purring

You are very funny

PunkyV:
Seriously if I was a guy I'd probably die a virgin because I wouldnt allow myself to go through hoops just to make some she-thing feel funky about herself. Sometimes it's like the attention guys give to ladies swells up some ladies' heads to the point where they feel the sun rises & sets up their asses. Guys are stupid

makydebbie:
what did i do na...pls mind me..

u do everything that's why I no fit mind you kraahhh

daretodiffer:


You are very funny

PunkyV:
Seriously if I was a guy I'd probably die a virgin because I wouldnt allow myself to go through hoops just to make some she-thing feel funky about herself. Sometimes it's like the attention guys give to ladies swells up some ladies' heads to the point where they feel the sun rises & sets up their asses. Guys are stupid

God bless you....just said the gospel truth guys can be befuddled by what the say that they lose there value to a small lady the way they give them attention makes them feel wanted mehn some guys need there heads rechecked i she ignore block her sorry ass who she epp?

PunkyV:


No, not me! Some of us dont feel attraction for just about anything with a pulse & a D. I for one dont connect easily emotionally, so it'll take more than a fat wallet to get this kitty purring

Hmmm not cool

Mologi:
For ur mind.....must i live all my life to please women...


U should talk to those wu doesnt have the acumen to talk to women one on one....

But....


Mo n wa iyawo sha!!!!

Is it what am thinking......as in u ar passing msg across to some special ones?

Kachisbarbie:
Very true. With respect to Nairaland.
Name : you have a name like StandingPenis, and you expect a lady to reply your pm? Continue standing...

Post : Someone sends you a pm, you decide to checkout the guys post and you see him calling Nigerian girls hoes. Am I from Morocco?
You're still trying to get over that, then you see his topics, "Sugar mummies in Abuja, holla"...haba, uncle why?

Pictures : If you know say your "handsomeness" is WITHIN, just skip the profile picture. Thanks

Age of account : Time registered: May 11, 2013
Time spent online: 2days
Last seen: 6:10pm (a minute after sending the pm...lol)
View Ezege's posts (6)

why send PMs with your alternate account? It is easier to get a response when your account is an active one, at least we know you are not a kidnapper.

This is really funny tho.

alobright17:
u do everything that's why I no fit mind you kraahhh

chooiii..

PunkyV:
Seriously if I was a guy I'd probably die a virgin because I wouldnt allow myself to go through hoops just to make some she-thing feel funky about herself. Sometimes it's like the attention guys give to ladies swells up some ladies' heads to the point where they feel the sun rises & sets up their asses. Guys are stupid

The sun r and set on someones arse? That arse must be the shit

nikkyshyne:
Let me add to that. Ugly guys

Had to check if you are pretty, let me just waka my own jeje

menstrualpad:

Hmmm not cool

So I should just go for the dough, right? Cool

PunkyV:


So I should just go for the dough, right? Cool

the rate of break ups and divorce in your country is troubling

;

makydebbie:
chooiii..

hope u get ecg

menstrualpad:
the rate of break ups and divorce in your country is troubling

That's because we're quick to "NEXT" a person if they prove to be more trouble than they're worth. That mentality is clearly shown in my initial post. Why should a person kiss ass when there's plenty of fish in the sea? We call in the stand-ins & yell, "Next"

Michellla:
i dont get your headline though

Hi michellla! Can I be ur micheline? Lolz! Now that was wack, but am realy serious

Sharon.....you are disturbing my sleep. Pls quiet!

PunkyV:


That's because we're quick to "NEXT" a person if they prove to be more trouble than they're worth. That mentality is clearly shown in my initial post. Why should a person kiss ass when there's plenty of fish in the sea? We call in the stand-ins & yell, "Next"

Salt Rock invite still stands.