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How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by Nobody: 6:07am On May 23, 2016 |
Roasting is very easy: prepare whatever is to be roasted, then Roast it... For animals, dress/skin it, spit it, roast it. How you roast something is entirely a different matter. A lot depend on the heating. It's up to you to add your spices, and to put anything you want, depending on your taste. Roasting a Monitor Lizard should be easy. Dress - errr, Shouldn't it be really UnCloth? You'd skin it, spit it, then roast it. There is one problem though... The meat of the lizard has a certain fishy taste (Igorots describe this as "langsi" Source: http://www.reptilianagenda.com/other/o110399b.shtml Note: yes i intentionally posted this here (no error at all). You programmers ought to learn something other than coding. I am sure many of you have been seeing all the monitor lizards (also called alligators by some nairaland illiterates) that have been trollin' on the homepage of recent - you guys have better learn what to do with a monitor lizard should you catch one trying to eat your hard drive. Disclaimer: I shall not be held liable for any damage caused by eating a well-roasted monitor lizard (just in case you guys actually do this) |
Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by Nmeri17: 6:40am On May 23, 2016 |
op so you're saying, the monitor lizard actually has nothing, to do with my laptop's monitor? ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by sleepingdemon: 7:00am On May 23, 2016 |
Nmeri17:as in ehn, i was hoping he was going to verify the fact that this monitor lizard actually eats the flex of our laptops screen and that is why we should roast it. |
Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by Nobody: 7:34am On May 23, 2016 |
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Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by Nobody: 8:50am On May 23, 2016 |
sleepingdemon:Thank you very much jare, in fact it can also swallow your external wireless mouse and entire laptop (if your laptop is a mini one). In case you actually catch one, just kill it (or capture it live) and send it to lalastica - them go upload your picture with the lizard (showing you holding it by the tail) to the FP straight away. |
Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by Djade007: 9:09am On May 23, 2016 |
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Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by Nobody: 10:42am On May 23, 2016 |
^^^why are you booking space without permit? Don worry, this post shall not hit FP - this section has been banned from FP. |
Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by teemy(m): 4:37pm On May 23, 2016 |
caramba! tony you no go kill person o. |
Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by Nobody: 4:48pm On May 23, 2016 |
^^^how manage now? this is just to warn you guys of monitor lizards trollin' around, in case you should wake up one day and find out that your monitor has disappeared (when in actual fact, it has been eaten by a monitor lizard) 1 Like |
Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by cyrielo(m): 8:19pm On May 23, 2016 |
Don't forget to upload the monitor lizard to github ![]() |
Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by Thirdwrist(m): 10:33pm On May 23, 2016 |
Op to much french in the write up, Abi na speaking in tongue sef.... |
Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by Nobody: 8:50am On May 24, 2016 |
cyrielo:How do you know that I have not done that already? Thirdwrist:E be like say you dont know what a monitor lizard is? check here to be convinced - https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=monitor+lizard&search=Search And no, it is not a CPU lizard or alligator (like some nairalanders will say)! |
Re: How To Roast A Monitor Lizard by Djade007: 5:19pm On May 24, 2016 |
I still have hope that this topic will reach fp. Lalasticlala come move us go fp na |
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