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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:21pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
As a child, my big brother used to make me pick my nose and swallow. Told me I would be as big as him. How I longed for that. I slept under the bed most days because I was convinced I had seen a ghost. Don't ask me what it looked like, all I knew was that I had seen it. Amen! I used to think Thank = Thank you, so when I read Thank you, I would say Thank you you 5 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Naikkie(f): 10:24pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
I remember asking my dad who I would marry, thinking that I had to marry at age 5. I later suggested a family friend who was the same age. 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by dacovajnr: 10:25pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
As a child I had thought When an actor or actress dies in a particular movie, they also die in Real Life...so anytime I see em in another movie I would be like "hanhan but this one is dead nau" and another blv that London is up there behind the cloud 9 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by oxlademega(m): 10:26pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Mimzyy:Moon? In the afternoon? 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Shobizz(m): 10:26pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
WoW love this topic. 1. Anytime sum 1 died, I will refuse to stay indoor alone, get scary as if am seeing him/her in d dark. 2. I sey God as a selfish man. Why will he give only Jesus power what of if he died who else will take over 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Ekeremgba(m): 10:30pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by rhektor(m): 10:33pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
I use to have the feeling that when I become an adult I will have enough time to flex now I know better 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Darlingmua(f): 10:33pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
As a child I used to think that when we ate, we had little beings lined up in us with plates and spoons in which food fell into from our throats I knew better when I grew n was thought the digestive system. 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Kenth3433(m): 10:34pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Swallowing guava seeds would result in it growing out from my head I believed that babies come from heaven after she gave birth to my baby bro (always asked mum and that was her response) 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Bumbaybaby(f): 10:36pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
...that movie characters were real characters. ...that whenever a stranger says "hi" to me or ask for my help in any way, they want to turn me into a tortoise. ...etc. 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by EYIBLESSN(m): 10:37pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
As a child, I though urinating alone inside the vagina brings pregnancy. Also, believing that I will be with my Parents till eternity. Until both left before I clocked 27. 3 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:43pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
When I was a child I thought 20 Naira note was the real deal .. mom said I was too in love with 20naira note that when I am taunted with a 500naira note I would cry down the city for my 20naira note but now ... if you near me with 20naira .. make sure it's my balance 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by epatant(m): 10:44pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
when i was a kid i hv always tot dat when i grow up im going to buy mario game for myself and will not hv to pay money to play it again 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by terrence12(m): 10:45pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
zingzang: wow! ikpa road too, jst by st joseph primary school.. cn i get ur mobile number? |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by eltweezy90(m): 10:45pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
I loved the look of the Reverend fathers and told myself that I would go to the seminary when I grow up but ha!... A niqqa did grow up and change lanes. I'm happily married. 5 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by freecocoa(f): 10:46pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
jejemanito: |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by adefizzy(m): 10:46pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
I thought when you eat, it goes to your head and also, there are people living in a radio set, talking, singing and playing musical instruments. 7 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by eltweezy90(m): 10:47pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
EYIBLESSN:Second part happened to me too. 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Sotenna(m): 10:52pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Katyusha: I had that same conviction at age 7 until my baby sister pooped on my palm while I was carrying her. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by LadyTiana(f): 11:06pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
maputohq:all trash |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by adegeye38(m): 11:12pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Believed Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry was real and that magic is still being practiced secretly and kept from muggles by the ministry of magic. Still believe it till tday though 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by WesBreezy: 11:13pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by sustainus(m): 11:17pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
when I was kid I tot, those that answered chinedu are kids , until I saw a man that answer it, 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by gregyboy(m): 11:17pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
1.Haha smile on my face right nw as for me as a kid i was afraid of my shadow i felt d moon and my shadow conspire to kidnap me so i tend to run wen i see my shadow 2. also as a kid i thought d word 'junior' was just a name dey call rich handsome children who were wealthy i never knew it was use to describe seniority nd den i was called junior by my elder brother when i am wit his friends a day came when i was walking wit my elder bro and yonger sis and my elder bro friend came and ask my bro who is the junior among me and my sis my bro replied and said my sis i was suprise i had to interupt and said is me ooh am junior not my sis and my bro laft and later explained how d word junior is been used to ascribe person i dubted i didnt blieve i thout he was tricking me 3.when i was kid i thought if u swallow orange seed it will grow in ur stomach when my bro told me told me i was shocked and i stayed away from orange 6 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by ebenreloaded: 11:27pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
am i the only one having this view?....lyk wat d hell?...y will dad nd mum save som particular amount in d bank?..y is dad being so wicked?...y is he aving a lot of notes in his pocket and all i can get is a cup of icecream?...y cant we jst finish all d money?...sweets, biscuits, ice cream?...bt when i gained admission back then...jst 1st semester only, i learned d correct spelling of SAVING. 12 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by tomisinobm(m): 11:30pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
excellentelitec: This is touching my mom once told me of a friend who went about telling people his mom was locked in a cupboard(casket). 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Benfaco1: 11:36pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
When I was a kid I thought if I swallow orange seeds it germinate on my head. Thought the combination of fanta and mango at the same time could take someone's life. Always threw my fallen tooth on the roof top. Never knew why 5 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by ekanDamie: 11:36pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
YOUNGSTUNNA:after you urself have quoted her number u ask her to take it down? ufanami iwod mfo aba die 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 11:41pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
ekanDamie:my bad |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Kidzzy(m): 11:51pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
when I was a kid I thought yam is being plucked like mango.
I believed indomie is jeloff rice
I also believed God can rain money from sky 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by iykekelvins(m): 11:54pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
I used to think actors that were shot in movies really died I'd be so sad ehn.. 5 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Kyllahmc(m): 11:54pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
I Used to argue with my elder bro that if we could get rid of all the buildings and trees blocking our view we would be able to see our grandparents in the village from the city.... Chai mek una forgive me abeg. 6 Likes |
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