1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called OBJ 2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own,that is called IBB 3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdusallam 4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually fold up, that is called ATiku 5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called Gowon 6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomorrow dat one is called Shonekan 7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo 8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called Abacha 9. When you want to chop in government and you first give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan 10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Ibori 11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola 12. When you chop from this government, that government, other government, all government dat one is called Tinibu 13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Maitama, seven for VI, all dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon grab you, dat one is called Deziani 14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amechi 15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Rochas 16. When you no chop in government but Madam follow back door chop and you die without chopin, that is called Yar'adua 17. When conductor chop pass driver wey no dey chop & no fit stop conductor, dat one is called Patience 18. When you chop so tey you tire and come begin de distribute the choppings to others. That one is called Dasuki 19. When you see government money and u no want to chop and won't let others (those wey don chop b4 and doz wey never chop b4) chop, dat one is called Buhari.

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