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12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by DaudaAbu(m): 9:14am On May 25, 2016 |
Got thes from a friend FB page and thought i just have to share it ROBERT MUGABE'S LATEST QUOTES 1) "Some women's legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading". Robert Mugabe, 2016 2) "It's hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire". Robert Mugabe, 2016 3) "If you are ugly; you are ugly - stop talking about inner beauty because we don't walk around with X-rays". Robert Mugabe, 2016 4) "Dear sister, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining. You are not an umbrella". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 5) "Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain. ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 6) "Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 |
Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by DaudaAbu(m): 9:15am On May 25, 2016 |
7) "It's better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill it herself. ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 8.) "Some of you girls can't even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 9) "If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together. ✔Robert Mugabe, April 2016 10) "God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker". Robert Mugabe, March 2016 11) "If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public." ✔Robert Mugabe, January 2016 But this time he hits the jackpot... 12) "Swimming pool is much more useful than the Liverpool football club". ✔Robert Mugabe, May 19th, 2016 |
Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by Nobody: 9:16am On May 25, 2016 |
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Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by ORACLE1975(m): 9:16am On May 25, 2016 |
I dey come |
Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by Nobody: 9:20am On May 25, 2016 |
No 5 and 10 though. |
Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by Nobody: 9:20am On May 25, 2016 |
"If your boyfriend gives us as much Chances as Arsenal is giving Arsene Wenger, MARRY him" ![]() ![]() |
Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by feran15(m): 9:36am On May 25, 2016 |
These are hilarious, but sometimes, i doubt that he actually says these things |
Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by waxxydude: 10:05am On May 25, 2016 |
"The only warning africans take seriously is low battery" - RobertMugabe Sometimes i don't understand, how come a president say all this ![]() The "liverpool" almost made me shed a tear ![]() ![]() |
Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by Menace2Society(m): 10:40am On May 25, 2016 |
Chai!some people can believe anything! |
Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by Aremu01(m): 11:43am On May 25, 2016 |
That no 11 |
Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by DaudaAbu(m): 12:04pm On May 25, 2016 |
I heard that the same Robert Mugabe is the most educated presido in Africa |
Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by ashmanpolo: 12:47pm On May 25, 2016 |
God created everybody to be free and single. If you get married, it's your fault |
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