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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by dauntless15(m): 3:07pm On May 25, 2016

micxwell:
Play it cool bro, you are a man na aba...

noted NEXT!!

1 Like

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ameezy(m): 3:10pm On May 25, 2016

DiAmOnDrUbY:
1. “You look familiar.”

The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.

Lalasticlala

dominique

mynd44
I think am in love with you

http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-guy-lies/

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Fynestboi: 3:10pm On May 25, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
nope i think i did, just tell, i promys to make amendment Asap

Lol.

The phrase "A particular guy* just funny me ni cheesy

You can change it to Fynestboi tongue

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by dauntless15(m): 3:10pm On May 25, 2016

Menace2Society:
how old are you, 8? Did mummy give you permission to use the internet?LMAO

as a matter of fact am exactly eight years old, and mommy actually gave me permission to use the internet. wait a minute something amazing is gonna happen

wait for it

wait for it

hmmm nothing happened, so disappointed

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by pkang: 3:11pm On May 25, 2016

What d Bleep, I don't know how to use those lines. I c u, eye u, collect ur number ask u come to my house and later on start looking at the street. Hmmmmmm
Am shy anyway.

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 3:11pm On May 25, 2016

dont mind him let him keep it up. just ignore him cheesy

Menace2Society:
U are a man for Christ sake stop bit.ch.ing!Respect the sac between your fuc.king legs

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ErnieSmallzz(f): 3:14pm On May 25, 2016

Fynestboi:

Lol.

The phrase "A particular guy* just funny me ni

You can change it to Fynestboi

k i will.. Hope ayam 4given now? grin

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Menace2Society(m): 3:15pm On May 25, 2016

dauntless15:
as a matter of fact am exactly eight years old, and mommy actually gave me permission to use the internet. wait a minute something amazing is gonna happen

wait for it

wait for it

hmmm nothing happened, so disappointed

Have a nice evening

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by bejeria101(m): 3:15pm On May 25, 2016

DiAmOnDrUbY:
2. “I only want to get to know you.”

He actually means “know” in the biblical sense.

Adam and Eve know! Hehehe you got me lol

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by hackyman(m): 3:17pm On May 25, 2016

yea.. that s love

DiAmOnDrUbY:
9. “I’m ignoring other girls because of you.”

Na so.

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by dauntless15(m): 3:18pm On May 25, 2016

Menace2Society:
Have a nice evening

thank you warreva that means i wish u too

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by DrTims(m): 3:19pm On May 25, 2016

[quote author=Dottore post=45952093]If all these are lies how come weddings are going on every Saturday. Just asking

[color=#006600][/color] I wonder oooo

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Fynestboi: 3:20pm On May 25, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
k i will.. Hope ayam 4given now?

Hehehe you didn't offend me before nana wink

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ErnieSmallzz(f): 3:22pm On May 25, 2016

Fynestboi:

Hehehe you didn't offend me before nana

k o

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Favored4gud: 3:22pm On May 25, 2016

This one is soo funny!! Lord of the rings!!! I don't know how.u guys come up with stuff!!

DiAmOnDrUbY:
15. “I’m ready for marriage.”

You’ll now end up engaged for 10 years. He will turn you to lord of the RINGS

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by tosyne2much(m): 3:24pm On May 25, 2016

pbs4real:
Tosyne.2much padi mii abeg come help us counter this thread.

I don retire for the ministry

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by rosieluv(f): 3:27pm On May 25, 2016

wittyt98:

..easy nah

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by oceanp(f): 3:34pm On May 25, 2016

DiAmOnDrUbY:
7. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”

You’re not even the only girl he is talking to that second.

lalasticlala
mynd44

lol. I got that line yesterday sha . the guy was like " you've seen me several times ,I always walk alone and since I came here you are the only girl I am talking to and asking to be more than friends " and I was like really ?

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by oceanp(f): 3:37pm On May 25, 2016

op u no add " I don't say wat I can't do , I don't lie " " I have been watching you , u are very special " " I have seen many girl but am attracted to ya person "
guys sha ,they can lie

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Ruq: 3:38pm On May 25, 2016

Op would gladly embrace me if I told you straight off I just want to tap it?

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by anny268(f): 3:49pm On May 25, 2016

DiAmOnDrUbY:
7. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”

You’re not even the only girl he is talking to that second.

lalasticlala
mynd44

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by emymeeky: 3:50pm On May 25, 2016

northern:
Love the look on this girl's face lol. It cracks me up everytime. We all do this.

Don't mind them . Let's talk about ourselves . I like d picture on ur profile. What's ur name

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Rossburg(m): 4:07pm On May 25, 2016

DiAmOnDrUbY:
12. “I’d never cheat on you.”

He actually means he’ll never get caught.

Na ma pattern be diz one.... grin

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by pweetychyka(f): 4:08pm On May 25, 2016

DiAmOnDrUbY:
12. “I’d never cheat on you.”

He actually means he’ll never get caught.

MEN....the lie dey neva get tired of!

Or they will say "In as much as I am dating U, I can't date anyoda"

LMFAO

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ayowole21(m): 4:20pm On May 25, 2016

I pray make my new girl no see dis ooo...cos I told her virtually all dis lines...though I meant all sha...

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by wiZbanky(m): 4:41pm On May 25, 2016

13, 14 got me cracking grin

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by riczy(m): 4:49pm On May 25, 2016

Even wen she thinks she has seen it all,still going to get bamboozled!

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by MrCork: 4:58pm On May 25, 2016

DiAmOnDrUbY:
1. “You look familiar.”

The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.

http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-guy-lies/

are u lightskin? angry

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 5:00pm On May 25, 2016

yelz.. next kweshun grin

MrCork:

are u lightskin?

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by MrCork: 5:02pm On May 25, 2016

DiAmOnDrUbY:
yelz.. next kweshun

..are u sexxxxy looookin? angry

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