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No This One Is Funny! by shade23: 3:24pm On Aug 21, 2009
Prostitutes Sign

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES, $150.00."

A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES."

The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away.

The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER, $150.00."

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Re: No This One Is Funny! by Ben13: 3:33pm On Aug 21, 2009
No, this one is not funny!
Re: No This One Is Funny! by damhadji(m): 3:37pm On Aug 21, 2009
sum bori pls tell the webmaster to add emoticons for hissing now. i really need those for this
Re: No This One Is Funny! by romsky: 3:42pm On Aug 21, 2009
is there any word that can kill
Re: No This One Is Funny! by blissieng(f): 4:05pm On Aug 21, 2009
JESUS WEPT!


how is this a joke?
Re: No This One Is Funny! by markemmi(m): 4:08pm On Aug 21, 2009
its like am sleeping , I guess thats funnier
Re: No This One Is Funny! by blissieng(f): 4:19pm On Aug 21, 2009
shocked

u r not funny, at all.
Re: No This One Is Funny! by Basildon1(m): 4:19pm On Aug 21, 2009
grin grin not!
Re: No This One Is Funny! by sweetliet: 4:34pm On Aug 21, 2009
d joke is cool reminds me of a dry face though
Re: No This One Is Funny! by bydot1(m): 5:12pm On Aug 21, 2009
Nt bad shocked
Re: No This One Is Funny! by Ben13: 5:17pm On Aug 21, 2009
must you open ya eyed dis wide?

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