lol

kk backbenchersbe like u go die today

favouritesahaba:
I guess the OP was once a class captain. What a perfect illustrations.

Sometime you feel like I don die. When you report big boys.

proud captain from jss1-ss3

rawtouch:
kk backbenchersbe like u go die today

@rawtouch, WALAHI U NO WELL....... D class captain go come dey form abeg, n he n d assistant will b trading blames "is not me that wrote your name o, is him...... Does that look like my handwriting?"

topeontop:
proud captain from jss1-ss3

Brother na government job?? Aw did dat happen

enjoyed being class captain cus I dnt need to do assignments, when they submit to me, I just copy the brilliant ones before I pack everything to the teacher.
stopped being class captain when the beatings outside the school gate by Chicago, stainless gboko and the rest became too much.
How could they tell me to write down names, flog those I've written down mercilessly, but refuse to give me escort to my house.

i remember that look when Mr Shokoya dealt with sunday for not providing names of noise makers

Cutehector:
Hilarious

Especially numbers 3, 7, 8, 11

Oya Ijo kabiesi

Zceesneh:
H

Silumi:

Brother na government job?? Aw did dat happen

was academically ok n loved by my classmates. I was always chosen even when we resumed for another class. was the senior prefect in ss3 too

antispexish:
enjoyed being class captain cus I dnt need to do assignments, when they submit to me, I just copy the brilliant ones before I pack everything to the teacher.
stopped being class captain when the beatings outside the school gate by Chicago, stainless gboko and the rest became too much.
How could they tell me to write down names, flog those I've written down mercilessly, but refuse to give me escort to my house.

Bros abeg whc skuul u go? Dos name sounds familiar.

antispexish:
enjoyed being class captain cus I dnt need to do assignments, when they submit to me, I just copy the brilliant ones before I pack everything to the teacher.
stopped being class captain when the beatings outside the school gate by Chicago, stainless gboko and the rest became too much.
How could they tell me to write down names, flog those I've written down mercilessly, but refuse to give me escort to my house.

Bros abeg na whc skul u go? Dos names seems familiar.

When over sabi teacher fail to answer the principal correctly ....

Principal : 5 + 5 =?

Over sabi teacher: 25

Saraki represent over sabi

Waw!!!!!!!!!!!,old fames die Hard.

So so hilarious...

Being Class Captain was fun... I had to raise the cover of my locker each time the principal comes calling.. Am the type that hardly talk-in my T-shirt. I hoard names of noise makers when teachers demand for it.

topeontop:
14. When the class captain tells that oversabi teacher that their time is up.
U be like" God bless u"

Will it kill you to put ZIKOKO as your source?
What you are doing is called plagiarism and if those guys mean it, you can get arrested for not putting down their names.


Stop stealing please, its irritating.

that moment after your waec exams

lol...they are so funny...were i dey people just dey look me say why dis guy dey laugh like dis...

stywo:



Bros abeg na whc skul u go? Dos names seems familiar.

it's in Ikeja area

You after your waec last paper

topeontop:
was academically ok n loved by my classmates. I was always chosen even when we resumed for another class. was the senior prefect in ss3 too

Aside academics your relationship skills is very commendable then. Forget academics i killed at that but being loved by the whole class.. Lol impossible i was never voted into any single position but the sch made me their snr prefect in ss3. weird i guess?

LOL. I can relate with some. I was never made a class captain but a senior prefect and it was annoying that though we had a class prefect, the focus was on me and I could override our class captain's decisions then.

But in JS2, I was made the prefect to write Names of noise makers and Igbo speakers

I really enjoyed then. 20 naira even if you say "Bia". My lunch money of okpa and ice cream was always supplied

topeontop:
8. When you see them going to call that teacher that already forgot about their class.
U be like "who send you message "

Lol....i can so relate wit this one. Nice illustration

Yes, I can relate to it. However, OP should do the needful and give credence to the original work done @ zikoko.com. Most of these hilarious topics and more are on that website. I think it is bad that some people would lift other people's work without acknowledging nor giving them credence.

antispexish:
enjoyed being class captain cus I dnt need to do assignments, when they submit to me, I just copy the brilliant ones before I pack everything to the teacher.
stopped being class captain when the beatings outside the school gate by Chicago, stainless gboko and the rest became too much.
How could they tell me to write down names, flog those I've written down mercilessly, but refuse to give me escort to my house.

ℓoℓz. escort ko, entourage ni

okikiosibodu:


ℓoℓz. escort ko, entourage ni

nO mind them, got beaten outside for writing their names down, got beaten inside the school by teachers and seniors for not writing there names down, who class captain epp!

antispexish:


nO mind them, got beaten outside for writing their names down, got beaten inside the school by teachers and seniors for not writing there names down, who class captain epp!

there are so many advantages attached to that position o...lolz

Cutehector:
Lalasticlala


Shebi u be igbo son?


Coma and take oji.

Hahahaha
Igbo kwenuuu!!!.

Sincere4u:

Hahahaha
Igbo kwenuuu!!!.

kwezuonu my broda

topeontop:
there are so many advantages attached to that position o...lolz

you are right, but those advantages are dependent on your school and area it's located.
In my younger sisters school , the class captain is oga patapata, he or she can even send other classmates on errands. In my school, try and send your classmate to go and buy food for you cus say you be class captain and see if you wunt end up in the hospital for food poisoning.

sometimes those advantages can turn to bandages !

seunny4lif:
Lool Nobody fit write my name for noise maker and speaking Yoruba in class Becos me na deputy class rep

I can relate to this.