My cousin... He asked why is nigeria so hot...I said na baba God handwork and naija people loves it...he said I tot nigeria was in Heaven's Microwaves...was like wat

virus05:
Can snake fly?

lol... tell the baby na

Ha never marry

MrCow:
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indeed a cow....

I read Eph 6:1 this evening to my children during prayer. Then tried to explain it to them. I said "the bible says" Children obey your parent in the Lord. And second son asked me, "daddy, bible, can it talk?". To him, if the "bible says", then the bible should possess mouth to talk. See logic!!

Odunharry:
A child asking the mum.
Child : why is mum stomach so big like a ball.
Mum : it's a baby that's in there. child became curious. Child : how did the baby get there? did you swallow the baby?

nellybadas:
My 4 year old sister was looking at our dog breathing with its mouth open and she asked me, Why is he SMILING?. ......can neva forget dat day.

Hahahahaha I can imagine!

delpharm:
Dad, when will you be richer than Bill Gates?

Uhmmm if care is not taking that boy gonna enter yahoo and even add plus

My baby girl saw me one day putting menstrual pad on and she asked me:

Is that slice-bread?! Why are you putting slice bread in your bom-bom?

I no fit stop laughing till date...

Attended a wedding a this little girl came to me, sizing me up with eyes before piping up;
Amelie(little girl): "are you a mummy?"
Me: "no, I'm not". (Wasn't back then)

She was silent for a while.. And then asked

Amelie: "are you a daddy"?

I burst out laughing, I guess in her mind there are only two categories of grown ups, if you are not a mummy, what else can you be but a daddy.

Every Monday morning ,
it is our family tradition to briefly Summarize our Sunday Sermon, before Devotion.

Our last born was though about the birth of Jesus Christ, and how His mother was a virgin.....
.he must have noticed the way his teacher usually emphasize on VIRGIN. .when he was done narrating, he asked
"But Dady, what is the meaning of virgin (Dad answers in our language, making it more complicated)
poor boy tried to get further clarification, but Dad sent it to voicemail

i remember the day my younger bro about 3years then asked my MUM this funny question. He said "Mummy, do fishes Have stomach Ache?" come see laughter...

shaybebaby:
Attended a wedding a this little girl came to me, sizing me up with eyes before piping up;
Amelie(little girl): "are you a mummy?"
Me: "no, I'm not". (Wasn't back then)

She was silent for a while.. And then asked

Amelie: "are you a daddy"?

I burst out laughing, I guess in her mind there are only two categories of grown ups, if you are not a mummy, what else can you be but a daddy.

no children yet but i remember asking my dad why my sister doesn't have a dick like me. that was the day he stopped us from taking our bath together..

FTBOY:
no children yet but i remember asking my dad why my sister doesn't have a dick like me. that was the day he stopped us from taking our bath together..

lol, wise Man

I was watching music on Hiptv with my four years old son and dancing,all of a sudden he said mummy y can't u remove ur clothes and dance with BRA and PANT.I can't stop laughing anytime I remember this. Seriously children are blessing to us be it their parents or any adult figure in the family.

FTBOY:
no children yet but i remember asking my dad why my sister doesn't have a dick like me. that was the day he stopped us from taking our bath together..

Before u put something inside something

ajebuter:
My baby girl saw me one day putting menstrual pad on and she asked me:

Is that slice-bread?!

I not fit stop laughing till date...

LWTMB.... Why you go dey use slice bread no you must answer oo

I remember wen I was like 5 my mom took me to her friend's dad burial ceremony and it was interesting been a kid I didn't understand what was goin on buh I had lots to eat that day. And on getting home I asked my mom wen we were goin to have our own party. She was quiet for a while then she said not for now.

My Son asked: Has the west forgotten how to plant cocoa?

Next he asked: Does the North still build those marvelous groundnut pyramids?

Well your guess is as good as mine.

But we go find out soon.

Whenever I saw always advert on TV, I would ask my mum what it is used for. I remember her telling to ask my wife when I grow up for the answer to my question.

Well after we treated reproduction in jss 3 in integrated science by one bad and funny teacher, I got to know what it was used for

Choi! I Remember My 2yrs Old Son Asking Me, Dad, How Are U? I Said Fine. Are U Okay? I Said Yes. Are You Cool? I Said Yes. He Then Said Are Youuuuu Emmmmm Stupid? O Boy If No Be Say Na My Son, I For Give Default Slap.

My aunty's son ask his mum as i quote " mummy was it God that created water bottle?"

My son- Mum what's the meaning of that song "iranu abasha,iranu abasha?" Me- the guy says he likes to eat poo-poo My son-iyanma,disgusting!

She was bathing with her mum and all of a sudden she asked "mummy why is there hair on your own and no hair on my own"

My 5 yrs old nephew asked me dis...... Where is the change that APC promised us........
I was like Go n ask liar mohd

One day in 2004, the whole family including my mum were seated in the sitting room waiting for a Super Eagles match to start,
A Gold Circle advert was being aired on AIT.
My ten year old brother turned to my twenty year old elder sister and ignorantly asked 'Sister, what is Gold Circle'?
The whole room went silent.

No children yet but my pupil in school once asked me if deres purple en green blood cells since we ve red nd white blood cells.she injured her leg en she screamed,aunty my red blood cell is coming out.

my 3yrs old want me to gv him a girl,but wen I gave birth again,it was also a boy .d funniest part was d day he told me to go and buy a girl from d market.
it was so so funny. my 3yrs old want me to gv him a girl,but wen I gave birth again,it was also a boy .d funniest part was d day he told me to go and buy a girl from d market.
it was so so funny.