I love those thoughts which are just out of step with normal thinking, the one liners that make you chuckle. Anybody else have any?

1) The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly, is when it's spelled incorrectly.

2) Who found out that you can get milk from a cow? And why was he doing it in the first place?

3) Fortune Tellers Society Annual General Meeting postponed due to unforeseen circumstances.

4) How do you know when you’re too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener.

5) Add yours faithfully....

Two ibadan girls sitting in a room keeping quiet.

6. The word 'short' is longer than the word 'long'

7. If a cologne didn't smell, it wouldn't make sense, scents or cents

8. Making your bed in the morning is like tying your shoes after pulling them off

9. If you multiplied every number in the universe together, your answer would be '0'

10. "Nineteen letters long" is 19 letters long

11. The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets until it’s too light to light."

12. Imagine being naked and walking into a room and everyone wants to touch you. That’s the life of a dog or cat."

13. If you are waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?