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Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by Nobody: 4:14pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
-20 lines -No mama and papa diss. -In house rules Mic test, 1,2 to ginger you from the hospital bed. If hiphop lost his mind then i stole the mic The way i murder on track makes u think me n devil look alike Too ill to spit to cauz i got the virus like hiv carriers I make this wack's carry em cross like september 11 passengers Biting my wordplay will only cause you a brain damage Am about 2 swing the matchet P.technIQ welcome 2 my stage, 1 Like |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by PTechnIQ(m): 4:39pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
ok first off you're biting off pheroshuz with the hiv carrier lines that you tot i wudnt notice even if you took the retinas out of my eyes i wnt lose focus so concoct smtn good to face this sorcerer and stop with your weak hocus pocus! i can't bite your wordplay that will just make me weak im too ill,i gotta vaccinate myself before i spit you're just a gay similar to the gods of the greeks a skilless slime stepping straight to sir technique pissu,you better piss off and go back to listening to them rappers you bit off or get spread all over your wall like the middle page of kickoff i'll sink your ship if you try to sail here,cool as ice but wat ur seeing is just a tip of im just giving you a tip off so do like tags on new clothes cuz you're bout to get ripped off you're the kind of rapper the real heads are getting sick of lil mama like you,go n rap about lip gloss my kicks are van damned! like jean claude's break your legs,so u cnt run things like you was balling without shinguards punches leav'n u dazed already n i did'nt have to swing hard giving off the smell of death-toll(dettol) like that soap that promises you skinguard your call 1 Like |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by Nobody: 5:04am On Aug 24, 2009 |
[b]Am married to hip-hop when i punchlines i don't miss(Mrs) To nairaland you unknown u battling me to get noticed Potechniq or pussi techniq i heard u raped your boy friend U can never be tight even if you was nut and screw and your' rhyme pattern stinks please apply a roll on This gay slowpoke scaring the children somebody tell him to put his cloth on I kick off magazine i tell him where the writer's been Try to make up your' lines with mine u be entertaining fear 4 your' team Am more sicker than u,i got amnesia and aids Like hell i own heat so it's natural when u lose on stage Even if your name was pre-fixed to java that won't save u Call me da badboy d way i shit on dis wack like loon your metaphor is like a drunk looking 4 star bottles in mecca I know u well but your flows shallow who's thicker Call me Ceasar cauz my lyrics makes u rome U not a player with skill u's a deflected shadow nobody will loan This basketmouth verse full of comedy Alibaba knows your' wackness has no remedy Matter of fact go do a collabo with Jedi Your track hardly selling like a disc with no front cover U on extra diet coke but u lose flow this battle is over[/b]. 1 Like |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by PTechnIQ(m): 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
you got amnesia,you got aids your amnesia wiped out you mind leaving a blank slate so you might be sick but you don't know it and the mind is a powerful tool so not knowing your illness means you can,t show it skillful explanation from a master of the arts technique is greek fire,it,ll burn your flows up and from your mind it,ll neva depart your existence is fake,your life is a farce your brain is bleached out,grey matter is scarce that's to say you aint got enough substance in your brain to put up a mental challenge slit your throat open and feed you your larynx bake you and bury you like excavated igbo ukwu carvings biting off kanye won't give you stat\you aint that stupid,i'll give you that you aint an mc,you're just a real good wack; a transparent pussy,a see through cat i could do a collabo with even you and make it sell cuz im a hustler and like jay i can sell water to a well sell fire to hell,sell a prisoner a cell,shit i can even sell a ring to a bell but you wont understand cuz you got the IQ of a plant so go back to your roots and chill with your ants ju(jew) dude i just killed you like i was a nazi soldier weak hercules better drop them boulders be a good bitch and play dead;roll over you were neva married to hiphop your facade rltnshp is over |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by PTechnIQ(m): 4:58pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
kinda busy,so didnt really have much to post sha manage that one |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by Nobody: 3:48am On Aug 27, 2009 |
U just like a newborn baby withno idea of battle hiphop No throwback plus u wack give Jay his lines back u pin pong Ain't Papoose sure my 16's gets you crowded like it was riot your raps generic u making us laugh nervously go melt your eyes out. U aint battling me am like a shadow so i got a phobia for defeat Check your records no sound it lacks element i can put u thru sheet Too bad this battle is a thriller i operate on him like smooth criminal My moves so tech kiss some intelligent your ish so cynical I will make u look beautiful by killing you with a style All u spat was white lies but i will flaw you like tiles No metaphors no wordplay only ish u dropped was a comma U good at novels but i drop lines that leaves u in trauma Pussitechiq U ain't a threat to me like a chair to a teacher U want to get heal thats why u need miracle of this preacher F a judge u don't point n your punches weightless like space My paradox is protein something u'hv been begging to taste U's a sucker(soccer) for balls that's why u got d*cks in your brain I will run you on n off tracks if you don't stay in ya lane Only thing u care about is your hand that's why is your' best friend U drop lines on NL for college admission but nobody want send |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by PTechnIQ(m): 9:30pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
talk'n bout best friend,best friend,you got your heart broken? shadows dwell beneath/so you do have phobia for feet /you spit some dumb shit/then go ahead and contradict/ ,dust to dust,ashes to ashes using that context it's still all shit if this battle was a bitch i'd say "the girl is mine" dude im always on your mind that's why you're trying to "remember the time" that you didn't fink bout me,cuz it's getting "dangerous" murder you so perfectly your crew'll be asking "what about us" you can't be papoose,cuz pap is a beast/you're more like a carrion eater feeding off dead meat droppin lines that real mc's mentally delete/ you've got a hard head and you're wet behind the ears when it comes to this so incase you aint noticed,what you are is a clitoris you drop unimaginative 16's my 1 bar will transport you thru six scenes /it's like soul searching;i dnt speak but you're listening you need my shots so you can live,im so insulin you're a goat with a dominant billy-gene(jean)/silly thing/talk tough like lagos indegenes/yo'll get bleeped up by real militants /your lyrics are tight,that's no compliment /i mean your still a virgin at spitting so dnt pretend cuz you'll make me stick smfn up your hole/and stop your dumb menstrual flow/actin all togh such a dense rambo/the bitch in you is real visible to me,bathed in a sensual glow, but you're still on my ice cream machine askin for more fun blastin why? cuz i showed you no cum-passion, like we was fucking and i had a straight faced oragasm? get it right dude/you opened up and i walked right thru/recreate a bible scene and smite you but puttin a stone in your brain wnt hurt,know why-low IQ 1 Like |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by Nobody: 2:38am On Aug 29, 2009 |
It's 3rd round time i make him count more losses than blinds in open market he flossing Bracket lines a puppet nairaland ain't noticed yet To me u's like an athlete running by 4am nobody gon see finish this line But i'mma gunner(gonna) 4-1 u promised to make your tomb fine i don't throwback at deadman but drop flowers on their pictures I call u a good sucker cauz u suck balls at ya leisures Am not Kenya but i make your road to hell look Narrow be(Nairobi) I keep crossing your lines n pressing u like iron this no smallville Call me d computer cauz i will ripp u like an empty cd I spit currency d industy labelled me blueprint am deal With viagra u still not hard how u gon c um at me withno genitals Like ghost netcess don't feel u how u wan bite with no dentals U lack intelligence now you train with monks for punchlines Have caught u stealing bars if mukina shows up u be fined Spraying your scripts with water gun aint a shot at me Keep chasing shadows in starwars that's d only way u rap pass me Your whole style washed up like a baby in the bathtub If you ever taught buyin dope rhymes then my mind is your workshop Don't vex me i will make u feel more pains than a drug baron in malaysian cell No 4th round this battle is on lox d judges can tell You not a rapper by design if u was u won't be rocking regalia Hip-hop getting phorny c dis sissy reppin wit a name Fidelia 1 Like |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by Nobody: 2:45am On Aug 29, 2009 |
Battle officially over,y'all can now cast ya votes 4 the best candidate. |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by mykali(m): 5:15pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
P.techniq |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by ofokasibe: 7:09pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
Alexpissu: do u mean p-technik was stealing or biting? |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by PTechnIQ(m): 7:54pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
r u minding him,he probably wrote that down in 1 of his raps n stuff n posted it cuz he was running out of ideas. you know how they do now |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by mykali(m): 11:26pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
P, with all the shit you been postin around here, you still got 0posts. How the fuc.k is that possible? |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by PTechnIQ(m): 12:02am On Sep 02, 2009 |
ok first off i dnt post shit . i dnt know im tryna figure it out too man |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by ofokasibe: 10:21am On Sep 02, 2009 |
P.TechnIQ: lmfao, u mean he ran out of what to rap about? buhuhuhuhu |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by johnnygan(m): 4:04pm On Sep 02, 2009 |
Am i back? |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by PTechnIQ(m): 7:15pm On Sep 02, 2009 |
@ johnny ?? @ ofoka you're wicked shey u know ba?? devil like you so hu r u tormenting now |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by johnnygan(m): 9:11pm On Sep 02, 2009 |
All the while, i was in oblivion. I think my vision is off-blur now. So i must be fully awake. Am i done yet? |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by PTechnIQ(m): 9:26pm On Sep 02, 2009 |
thats a question u should answer yourself |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by xray2: 8:13am On Sep 03, 2009 |
This is final burial,total cremation, . .ALEXPISSU has jx R.I.Ped sm1 here. . . ALEXPISSU,ve bin reading nd following up most of ur posts here on NL. .Mehn! I fink u 1 of d best lyricist here,if nt d best. .U ve got punchlines,metaphors,wordplays,cipher filled lines nd rhymes e.t.c. . . U r simply d best. . .I LOVE U DAWG. . Kip it up. . I swear d sky nd zenith of odas achievement ll b ur stepping stone. . .KIP D DOPENESS UP BOI |
Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by mykali(m): 8:26pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
x-ray: you need to put on some GLASSES Alex was okay but P.technig did the punching but u'z entitled to ur opinion |
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