When your heaven offers whats irritating, then my heaven can offer what is enjoyed by husband and wife on earth in heaven! Call it immoral if you want. It does not mean that because you say it, it is so! I ask myself, what is more enjoyable than sex? Nothing, stretching came close, as almost as enjoyable as sex! I will be happy to have sex with the right conditions than made to clap!

Stick with your clapping, and I will stick with my sex.

Is islam all about sex and violence?