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Please Who Are The Real Zombies ? by masterblogger(m): 5:38pm On May 29, 2016 |
BUHARI SUPPORTERS 1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped *He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. Also clapped 2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped *He paid subsidy. you also clapped. 3. When he removed all road blocks. You clapped. *When he reinstalled road blocks. You also clapped. 4. When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped. *He returned military command back. You clapped 5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped. *He devalued the Naira. You clapped. 6. He said he would not have the office of the first lady. You clapped. *He has the office of the first lady. You clapped 7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped *$1 is officially equal N280. You are clapping 8. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, he later said in December when the rains stop. You clapped. *Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. You are clapping. 9. He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped. *Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping 10. He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped. *Its getting to one year, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping. 11. Buhari first went to England and he took pictures with Cameron. You. Clapped. *Buhari went to England and he was disgraced by Cameron. You also clapped. 12. Buhari Promised to reduce the price of petrol you clapped. * Petrol was increased to 145 you also clapped. My Brother are you sure you are not a Zombie?? 2 Likes
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Re: Please Who Are The Real Zombies ? by Abeymills(m): 6:03pm On May 29, 2016 |
Zombie way Na 1way
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Re: Please Who Are The Real Zombies ? by EzeNri(m): 6:37pm On May 29, 2016 |
Not just Zombie, but a hungry zombie. |
Re: Please Who Are The Real Zombies ? by eyeview: 7:55pm On May 29, 2016 |
A zombie can best be defined as that person who runs out to buy fuel at N145/litre to power his gen because he has not had light in days to listen to Buhari's speech,after which he jumps out to shout 'sai buhari'. There is no hope of redemption for such other than by deliverance 2 Likes |
Re: Please Who Are The Real Zombies ? by tsdarkside(m): 8:01pm On May 29, 2016 |
masterblogger: wailers=rubbish people... better start making plans to clean up the creeks after you were cheering doos that are conterminating it.. typical winning of a woman...buhuhu.... |
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