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How Zombie's Celebrated Buhari's Achievements by ifdaeg(m): 10:06pm On May 29, 2016 |
BUHARI SUPPORTERS
1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed
citizens. You clapped
*He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens.
Also clapped
2. Buhari said he does not know anything called
subsidy. You clapped
*He paid subsidy. you also clapped.
3. When he removed all road blocks. You
clapped.
*When he reinstalled road blocks. You also
clapped.
4. When he relocated military command to
North East. You clapped.
*He returned military command back. You
clapped
5. He said he would never devalue the Naira.
You clapped.
*He devalued the Naira. You clapped.
6. He said he would not have the office of the
first lady. You clapped.
*He has the office of the first lady. You clapped
7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You
clapped
*$1 is officially equal N280. You are clapping
8. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies
3 months into his regime, he later said in
December when the rains stop. You clapped.
*Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. You
are clapping.
9. He said he would turn all presidential jets to
national carrier. You clapped.
*Today, he and his family are cruising on all
presidential jets. You are clapping
10. He said he would build one new refinery
each year. You clapped.
*Its one year, no refinery has been
built. You are still clapping.
11. Buhari first went to England and he took
pictures with Cameron. You. Clapped.
*Buhari went to England and he was disgraced
by Cameron. You also clapped.
12. Buhari Promised to reduce the price of
petrol you clapped.
* Petrol was increased to 145 you also clapped.
My Brother are you sure you are not a
Zombie?? 3 Likes
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Re: How Zombie's Celebrated Buhari's Achievements by olatunjithomas(m): 10:38pm On May 29, 2016 |
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Re: How Zombie's Celebrated Buhari's Achievements by Psylas(m): 11:14pm On May 29, 2016 |
that's zombi for you
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Re: How Zombie's Celebrated Buhari's Achievements by diegwu01: 11:21pm On May 29, 2016 |
to all pained wailers, wailing till 2023 i say to you.. Sai Baba Sai PMB.. |
Re: How Zombie's Celebrated Buhari's Achievements by josephni12: 12:17am On May 30, 2016 |
Why Not
maybe u don't understand why they are called
zombies, apc juju strong well well, bigotry woun't
allow them say the truth for once even if they would
die. I BET u even if 1 dollar turns to 2,000 Naira
MOST northerners and Some westerners will still
support buhari zombies must support him that's
why they are zombies, it's said first impression
matters but e no dey for zombies dictionary. to be
zombie mean say u no get sense and human
feelings "imagine supporting fuel subsidy removal
to their detriment a good zombie would have kept
silent, infact any person wey do dem dat jazz tell
the person say e strong well well I go lyk com
borrow am |
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