NevetsIbot:


11. Your peace of mind. A nagging gf is a pain in the scrotum

ronald4lif:
Nicely said and all true. So simply put, no girlfriend no problem.

NevetsIbot:
1. Your freedom. Your dress sense, the way you eat, talk or do things naturally... She wants to tweak it all. although its a different kind of "freedom", why would she even wanna change you? is that not the "you" that made her fall for the great man that you are? you can give it a go but anything that you aint comfortable with is a straight "HELL to da NO"

2. safety of your foodstuffs at home but equally the beauty/satisfaction of having someone cook for you when you cant be bothered to do it yourself

3. Your social life. Ehn.. When you cant rapport well with other with her monitoring your every move... She'll be like ''i'm seeing you, continue'' she'll get tired of it after monitoring for months without having anything valid to complain about

4. Your Hangout with the guys. ''bodunde seems like a bad guy. '' or ''ion like your friends'' simple reply:"babe, i had a social life before i met you, and as much as you are welcome to join me any other times, when its boys (girls) night out, its should be just that... and you dont have to like any of them, you simply have to TRUST me"

5.Your savings. Not when brazillian hair just got delivered into her street and that rival is wearing one already. i would easily find some more important aim for that saving (than Brazilian hair)

6. Your time. It's her everytime... She dsnt leave your head. You cant utilise your time to do something worthwhile haba, we'll simply do something worthwhile together

7. Your playboy attitude. To our playboys who are into a relationship... Enjoy your tunnel of boredom. Ion support playboyism sha sadly, playboys simply evolve to a more demanding type of game... but a r/ship's never been an obstacle to them

8. Freedom of movement. ''where are you?? Doing what?? Why??... No why are you there??'' tell her exactly what you are doing, where you at etc, no sweat.... and if you are a playboy then check previous answer

9. Your freedom to be friends with diff ladies without someone nagging over it. if these ladies are indeed friends then bring your gf along with you once or twice, and i can assure you that the problem will be quickly solved.

10. Many girls out there. yeah.. Too commited to one girl, you miss other brilliant good girls out there cos your gf said she dsnt like seeing yu with girls. if thats what you desire (sampling other girls) then you have no business being in a r/ship... unless you are a playboy who isnt really commited to anyone

11. Your peace of mind. A nagging gf is a pain in the scrotum say what?! come on, all the great moments shared together are worth 10x that, and when you need a quiet time then just let her know... et voila!

12. A week without drama. When your gf is a drama queen rule #214: drama queen should be avoided like Superman and kryptonite!

13. A week without shopping. 'honey, the latest wares are now in shoprite just 5mins away''let her spend all the time she desire there while you sit at a nearby cafe/bar having a chilled drink, relaxing

14.your liberty. She watches you everytime how can someone "watching" you be an obstacle in your liberty?! nah, just give her more to admire about you

15. Your games or football matches when she wants to watch telenovelas. we share!! she can watch her telenovela on TV while i watch my sport live, streaming online... next time, its vice versa. but, if/when its a big game, race or major sporting event that you are into, simply invite a few friends over as there is no debate whatsoever

16. Your sanity. She's gonna get you insane with her endless rants. she'll also bring some balance, joy, companionship, needed peace of mind etc into your life... but more importantly, she will be there when you need that someone to open up, grow as a unit/team so that you can possibly evolve into the best ever/greatest version of yourself. without that other half, we are just... "men"

Pg. This list is not to bash the females o.... We're just catching fun aren't we? why didnt you say so before? i wouldnt have typed all this.... lol nah, its all good

Counterthread dan land. I'm enjoying my single nature tho kai, so you too you are team "single and fully enjoying that status"? in due time, you will ultimately find her bro, that gem is out there somewhere, lol!

MRBrownJ:


kai bro, that one is worst than death.... BLASPHEMY!!!



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Targaeryian:


Bros, scrotal pain wey nagging gf dey cause no get Part 2

Cutehector:

ojun50:

juhan:

ronald4lif:
Nicely said and all true. So simply put, no girlfriend no problem.

Surfboard:
I can put up with everything on the list at one time or the other, except that watching Arsenal is non-negotiable. Rather, she will become an Arsenal fan.

SuperSupremo:
Lol


But if you are Dominion you can cope with all this and change it to the opposite

makydebbie:
lol...we are not that bad...

theEYe21:
Na who send you to keep troublesome gf?

Surfboard:
I can put up with everything on the list at one time or the other, except that watching Arsenal is non-negotiable. Rather, she will become an Arsenal fan.

NevetsIbot:
with the right approach... Any guy can tame any lady. . . But if she's an ogbanje sha.. E go tough.... I believe all light girls are ogbanje's... I fear them like die

SuperSupremo:
Lol


But if you are Dominion you can cope with all this and change it to the opposite

alobright17:

Change Change Change ,go ask Nija economy about change then you will understand that changing Nigeria is even easier than changing some girlfriends

NevetsIbot:
some aof you guys are just worse! Vey worse! Abi... Like juhan

NevetsIbot:
lol.. Football fanactic... Shake me jare. I understand you... Imagines arsenal is playing a a very crucial match... Arsenal vs chelsea.... Final match... And the telenovela bae is watching will end the same hour.... The last episode ... What dyu do??

NevetsIbot:
some aof you guys are just worse! Vey worse! Abi... Like juhan

NevetsIbot:
those dudes all grinned... You too copied them! You need to be spanked!

ronald4lif:
Nicely said and all true. So simply put, no girlfriend no problem.