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| What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:23am On Jun 04, 2016 |
| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:24am On Jun 04, 2016 |
It's few days to payday On the last week of the month, you start hearing the state government is complaining. They say they can no longer meet up with salaries, and will have to sack some people. 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:26am On Jun 04, 2016 |
God Forbid! This job you just got. You begin to pray for divine intervention The labour union steps in 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:27am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Government finally has a rethink. Everybody is happy, just like this 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:32am On Jun 04, 2016 |
But the government is not sleeping. They must come up with another plan 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:34am On Jun 04, 2016 |
The government finally comes up with another plan A verification exercise will be conducted, to fish out ghost workers and to save the state millions of naira. 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:35am On Jun 04, 2016 |
By now, it is the last day of the month. This government eh. Why didnt't they bring up this verification thing much earlier. Abi they wan carry my salary do something else? You need to borrow money from another friend of yours. You promise to give him back once you're paid. On the verification day, questions plenty Like, if the age you submitted as your date of birth is y, and you wrote your First School Leaving Certificate Exam x years ago, how many months were you when you entered primary school? Omo, see JAMB question oh. 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:37am On Jun 04, 2016 |
You narrowly escape When you're the first to leave the verification exercise 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:39am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Verification takes a total of one week By this time, the money you borrowed is about to finish You're now locking your soup pot like this 1 Like 1 Share
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:40am On Jun 04, 2016 |
You already have the phone numbers of everybody working in the Accounts Department You call them almost everyday; they also do not have a clue The waiting game continues. It is now 3rd week of the month. And you have not been paid for the previous month. Na wa oh. 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:42am On Jun 04, 2016 |
On the Thursday evening of the 3rd week, you get a text 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:43am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Guess who? It's from "ChiChi Accounts". "They will pay tomorrow", the message reads You begin to arrange yourself. You finally cook the last yam in the house. This is what you eat on Friday morning before going to work 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 4:44am On Jun 04, 2016 |
By 12 noon, no alert. By 3pm, there's still no alert. You begin to call Chichi Accounts, but her number is switched off And you're calculating how hunger will deal with you by this weekend. 3.45pm, you rush to ChiChi's office only to discover she did not come to work that day. You sadly leave the office for home. This is how you go home that day because you don't have any money for transport fare. 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by eightsin(m): 6:17am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Lmfao. Go on 1 Like |
| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 7:19am On Jun 04, 2016 |
On your way home, you get a text. Could it be the salary alert? It turns out to be a text from that bank informing you that you can now load airtime from your phone. Another text enters, this time from that GSM company informing you that you can now become an engineer without going to school, and asking you to text "5" to a 4-digit number to begin 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 7:21am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Just as you are about to get to the final bus stop before your house, you get another text. You reluctantly decide to read it. This time around, it's for real. Alert has finally entered You're so excited that you begin to dance. You change dance steps every minute, like this 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 7:24am On Jun 04, 2016 |
And this 1 Like
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 7:27am On Jun 04, 2016 |
lol funny 1 Like |
| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Horlawoomey(m): 7:32am On Jun 04, 2016 |
It can be so frustrating when I was a corps member, especially if you are very far from where bank is located. You just have to decide between spending that 1k remaining with you or keep for TP when alert enters. 1 Like |
| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 7:52am On Jun 04, 2016 |
And this
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 8:25am On Jun 04, 2016 |
lalasticlala, not snake o, but ok for FP.  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 8:52am On Jun 04, 2016 |
And finally like this
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 8:53am On Jun 04, 2016 |
This weekend will make sense after all.You rush down to the bank to make an ATM withdrawal
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| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 8:54am On Jun 04, 2016 |
You’re happy now. You cannot even complain again, especially when you hear some states have not paid salaries for 6 months. And your own was only three weeks. 1 Like |
| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Nobody: 8:56am On Jun 04, 2016 |
| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Curiouscat: 11:46am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Lol. And that is just it!!! |
| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by proeast(m): 1:31pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
ROTFL, WTF, this is so so funny but I cant relate on a personal note. #Teamselfemployed. |
| Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria: Payday (With Pics) by Orion21: 5:01pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
Looolllllzzz   Op is crazyly keeing me sofiely wiv dis thread.. My belly don dey pay me sef |
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