Stella:Dad Jane broke my toy
Dad: how did she do it?
Stella: I hit her on the head with it

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Romade & Lola(wife) were on d road wit romade on top speed sudenly dey were flagged down by a cop & d following
ensured between them:
Cop: Sir, do u notice u were on stop speed
Romade: I never noticed,Thot d required speed on dis highway was 180km/h
Lola: it's a lie u know i Hav been telling u to slow down since but u refused
Romade: shut up & keep quiet
cop:sir, can i see your license
(romade hands over d license)
cop: do u notice dat ur license hav expired
Romade: no never knew sir dat it has expired
Lola: Don't mind him i have been telling him since last week he neva listened
Romade: keep ur Goddam mouth shut
Cop: Madam is this how he talks to u always
Lola: No, only when drunk


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Romade went for a job interview after dey hav glanced tru all his credentials d employers said
we have a opening for people like you. Romade with enthusiasm & excitement asks were sir.His emploter replied it is called a door

Ben d new employer stood be4 d machine looking confused, A staff passing by saw him & decided 2 help collecting the fat report
from him she feeds it into the paper shredder. Ben replied thanks Ma but were do d copies come out 4rm

What the hell!!!!!