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Yoruba MOTHERS by petros4love(m): 2:31pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to
child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the
spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst... And apart from IGBAJU, we
have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be
looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps
aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).
She will say let's go home and U will say it's in my
pocket ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you
were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how
caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ... |
Re: Yoruba MOTHERS by ikbnice(m): 2:38pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
my mum never slapped me neither did my dad. I can't recall ever being slapped. |
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