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10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:04am On Jun 06, 2016
1. Mother nature beautiful as she may be, can decide to call at a very awkward place and time.


Great timing nature, just great!

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:04am On Jun 06, 2016
2. So you run to the nearest public restroom to answer nature's call.


Hay God! This thing must not drop in my pants.

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Cutehector(m): 7:04am On Jun 06, 2016
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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Destined2win: 7:04am On Jun 06, 2016
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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:05am On Jun 06, 2016
3. When the putrid smell of urine hits you in the face at the entrance.


Hanhan! What a welcome present!

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:05am On Jun 06, 2016
4. Then the porter lists the toilet rate and refuses to let you in without change.


This is an emergency, have mercy.

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:06am On Jun 06, 2016
5. Finding a big blob of poop staring at you from the toilet seat.


I am scarred for life.

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:06am On Jun 06, 2016
6. Finding someone peeping in at you.


Please tuck your amebo in.

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:10am On Jun 06, 2016
7. Taking different positions so the water doesn't splash on you.

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:10am On Jun 06, 2016
8. And when you're taking a dump, you beg all the gods of sanitarium to work miracles.


Father, make them smell roses.

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:10am On Jun 06, 2016
9. Finding out there's no toilet paper right after relieving yourself.


Hay god!

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by peter1994(m): 7:11am On Jun 06, 2016
when you finish uploading, hit me
Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:11am On Jun 06, 2016
10. Wondering if you've contracted one or two bacterial infctions.


To visit the doctor or not.

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by 5minsmadness: 7:12am On Jun 06, 2016
Let us know when u r thru...

Modified

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by feldido(m): 7:17am On Jun 06, 2016
I can now pitch my tent here. grin
Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:44am On Jun 06, 2016
Source; Zikoko
Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by ErnieSmallzz(f): 8:37am On Jun 06, 2016
Now this worth fp, lalasticlala where you at?


I swear sometimes when am in this type of situation, i would just start praying to God not to be noticed by anyone grin


i can remember when i was in basic 6, this moda nature decided to disgrace me embarassed, but thank God as a sharp somebory i overcame it..
grin

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Emmyk(m): 8:48am On Jun 06, 2016
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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Emmyk(m): 8:48am On Jun 06, 2016
Lol. I don't even use public toilet. But I can relate to the 2nd picture. grin cheesy I take a Bike hurrily, telling him to run all the speed the Bike can go.

Goose bumps maa boo oluwa ehh.
Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by carammel(f): 10:22am On Jun 06, 2016
It is better to locate the nearest bush.

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by misreal(m): 11:08am On Jun 06, 2016
;Di remember when I changed from a public secondary school,into a private secondary school shocked..kpako like me dey form ajebuta till my stomach rolled.mehn u need to see me sweating.I nearly shit for boxers...if u don't fear unannounced running stomach,u need prayers..lol..

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Tonnierichy(m): 11:29am On Jun 06, 2016
Y are the treads this morning looking alike?!

Nice one though
Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by passionate88: 11:29am On Jun 06, 2016
grin grin cheesy
Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by COvo(m): 11:30am On Jun 06, 2016
Lol. These memes always make my day. I look forward to seeing them whenever I'm online. But when I was in primary school sha, using the toilet was hell, cos it was very close to my class. Lol
Whenever I realise my crush will see me when I get outta the toilet I be like....

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by onosprince(m): 11:30am On Jun 06, 2016
Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Originality007: 11:30am On Jun 06, 2016
cheesy

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by seunlayi(m): 11:30am On Jun 06, 2016
what about pressing of phone?

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Cherishing(f): 11:31am On Jun 06, 2016
Those Oshodi mobile toilets are fantastically terrible

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Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by TheNextAce: 11:31am On Jun 06, 2016
Hehehehehehe.... Oshodi public toilet grin
Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by davedpo(m): 11:33am On Jun 06, 2016
OK
Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by bibiking7(m): 11:33am On Jun 06, 2016
Nice one. grin

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