[size=17pt]1. “A is for God.”[/size]

Because I failed in school, I shall not let you pass.


[size=17pt]2. “You think it’s me you’re doing?”[/size]

Just continue


[size=17pt]3. “It is not compulsory to buy the handout.”[/size]

But class rep, write down the names of those who bought the handout and submit in my office


[size=17pt]4. Attendance is not compulsory.[/size]

Because education is a democracy.


[size=17pt]5. But at the entrance of the exam hall, “If you don’t have 70% attendance, don’t bother writing this exam.”[/size]

You think you have sense abi?


[size=17pt]6. If you fail this test, I can’t epp you.[/size]

A word they say is enough for the wise


[size=17pt]7. That time you tried to explain to them that you missed the test because…[/size]



[size=17pt]8. Last year, only 4 people passed this course.[/size]

No, failure doesn’t mean I’m a horrible teacher. It means you’re horrible students.


[size=17pt]9. Your area of concentration starts at the acknowledgments section and ends at the back of the textbook. That’s all.[/size]

See you at the exam hall.

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I don't collect money and dey collect Dan sharaki

ur so on point... na god go judge all the lecturers..

lolss....that number 3 , #@ur own risk o

Number 9 is hitlerious

Spot on..
My religion lecturer used to say that A is for God,B is for the lecturer while C is for serious students.

guy, I dey feel you esp that prof on Eng 322, that man is something else

No iota of empathy for their students

They look at students as if they are not humans

If you like fail, we are still here for you. Fail as many time as you like.

All are true, especially in IBBUL

haha...can relate to A is for God part...chai naija

Lol mehn no 3... Almost all d lecture dose dat

Wake me up when we hit front page

lalasticlala oya naaaaa


Fp laaaa

shout out to those good lecturers e.g Dr Oyedun. this man is not only a genius, he is also a teacher. funny enough the good ones are usually civilized, approachable and kind.
cheers to those few lecturers that take it upon themselves to make students' lives difficult. funny enough, they usually don't pass any message in their classes. in fact, you will prefer to read it at your hall if not for attendance.

Lol
When you ask them a question in class and they tell u to wait...... They'll get back to u on or before the next class
OLODO

Just remembered MTH 211 lecturer, he's always like "if your name is not in my book of life (handout)...... PEC 223 will be like question 1 is not compulsory but necessary. But question 1alone na 30 marks.

If you don't buy my textbook and you want to check your name in my database press CNTRL "F".
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