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Rent For Apartment by anayoez: 12:10pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for #50,000. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment: RENT FOR APARTMENT. On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for #25,000 and enclosed a note: Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of #25,000 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that: (1) it had never been occupied; (2) that there was plenty of heat; (3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for #25,000 with the following note: Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord! |
Re: Rent For Apartment by Arcani: 7:20pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
WORHSE!!!! |
Re: Rent For Apartment by tytylayor: 7:21pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
take it easy now sister ![]() ![]() |
Re: Rent For Apartment by bydot1(m): 7:51pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
brb |
Re: Rent For Apartment by D1KeleVra(m): 9:24pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
hehehe Sylve has a small wennie ![]() |
Re: Rent For Apartment by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Aug 29, 2009 |
and so? u know say na amebo u be kwo? |
Re: Rent For Apartment by D1KeleVra(m): 8:00pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
why u come fall my hand? u no get somthng to do? ![]() |
Re: Rent For Apartment by tytylayor: 9:22am On Aug 31, 2009 |
nansense |
Re: Rent For Apartment by Ben13: 11:25am On Aug 31, 2009 |
lol. . . a lil bit funny |
Re: Rent For Apartment by lordmassac(m): 1:52pm On Aug 31, 2009 |
gbam |
Re: Rent For Apartment by mamagee6(f): 12:39am On Sep 01, 2009 |
lol. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Rent For Apartment by tytylayor: 6:42am On Sep 01, 2009 |
SEE TOOTHLESS MOUTH O ![]() |
Re: Rent For Apartment by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Sep 01, 2009 |
but e resemble ur own na |
Re: Rent For Apartment by tytylayor: 11:17am On Sep 01, 2009 |
no dey shout |
Re: Rent For Apartment by BossTtdiamonds(m): 11:22am On Sep 01, 2009 |
Here, use megaphone, |
Re: Rent For Apartment by lordmassac(m): 1:14pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
Abeg make una give am gbedu. |
Re: Rent For Apartment by blissieng(f): 1:17pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
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Re: Rent For Apartment by v3: 1:24pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
is this a joke?? |
Re: Rent For Apartment by Ben13: 1:26pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
you wey never pay rent for ya apartment for months now |
Re: Rent For Apartment by clemcykul(f): 1:30pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
he go soon pack dey live for dustbin |
Re: Rent For Apartment by v3: 1:33pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
lmao @ben n clum |
Re: Rent For Apartment by clemcykul(f): 1:42pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
na true we talk na, instead make u dey pray for heavens intervention u dey busy dey laff |
Re: Rent For Apartment by v3: 1:58pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
God'z already answered tht prayer months back |
Re: Rent For Apartment by sylve11: 2:04pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
V3 on the run ![]() |
Re: Rent For Apartment by dani1luv: 2:44pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
good. one. |
Re: Rent For Apartment by v3: 2:48pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
dani nwanne. . ke nke ne me? |
Re: Rent For Apartment by dani1luv: 2:50pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
i nor sabi dat one ![]() |
Re: Rent For Apartment by sylve11: 2:52pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
he said: why are u always blocking his view with ur massive head? ![]() |
Re: Rent For Apartment by dani1luv: 3:02pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
Just that small igbo sentence translate this long sentence |
Re: Rent For Apartment by D1KeleVra(m): 3:27pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
hehe ![]() |
Re: Rent For Apartment by Ben13: 5:05pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
how true is it? |
Re: Rent For Apartment by sylve11: 7:48pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
dani1luv: lol, wetin u xpect 4rom moi ![]() |
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