Mr. A: Hello, Are you sleeping.

Ms B: Yes, both don't worry i can still hear you.

Mr. A: hello are you there , B, B.

Ms B: I am hearing you, please talk joor

i wash it but the stain remain stubborn

I havent learnt anything serious here except u correctED and all those 'mistakes, mistook, mistaken and dindnt mistakes.

Do you know it's wrong to say I'am hearing you?, because, wait a minute I got to look for my textbook to tell u the reason, Oh I couldnt F[i][/i]OUND it. se girama gbominu to yen ni?

Carrydeables

A friend of mine wanted to say :silence is the best answer for a fool like you,he said :silence is the best cancer for a food like you

- you are a disgrace to all woman

- so why are you all stand here early in the morning. . . doesn't you haff offices

Is you talking to we?

I were there

ha! dis place is ferry hut " "

please open the window and let the atmosphere jump in!

Their when they meant to say There
I swear I am not a grammar Nazi but I cringe whenever I see a supposed Educated man speak so poorly or write improperly
It pinches my skin so bad! Like what the hell!

I hate it when people write in text talk
I loathe it when folks are repetitious. I told a guy to go and take some English classes because he was just too horrible
and he even said his students did report him. How can you be a tutor and not write well?

Biggest pet peeve ever is when folks say "stuffs" What in the Ffing hell is that?
There is no S at the end of stuff. American never say Stuffs so why should you say it?

yap yap yap. . . .yaaaapppp!

Do you coming?

a friend told me about his teacher in secondary school:

1. open the window and let climate come in

2. Enter your shoe and follow me

3. You are calling me here, you are calling me there. Do you want me to divisional myself into twice

I saw two people fighting and i tried to divided them but they did not divide!

You didn't even knew how to spoke good grammar.

I didn't WROTE it.

you must be festing or u re watching your wait,

Happy Independent day celebration.

It's high time we sleep .

What are you dowin with my book? Return it back

Enter your shoe en follow me to the mouth of the gate (teacher to student).

Friend. Hey Emmyk, how much do u pursue this italian shoot?
Emmyk. *ignore and gave a far distance*
Friend. Didnt u hear me? I've been purchasing u since. Just tell me the price.

i am talking to you and you are wakaring dey go.


a guy told another guy to close the door and the guy replied

No. am a door looker.

Emmyk:

Happy Independent day celebration.

It's high time we sleep .

What are you dowin with my book? Return it back

Enter your shoe en follow me to the mouth of the gate (teacher to student).

Friend. Hey Emmyk, how much do u pursue this italian shoot?
Emmyk. *ignore and gave a far distance*
Friend. Didnt u hear me? I've been purchasing u since. Just tell me the price.

roflmao

Ok you will enter machine!

How did you arrived?

JUST FOR LAUGHS
@denuet, How came you her laughing, what did you saw I've being looking for you. Ha!

Most Nigerian say Plate Number instead of Number Plate. Who gave 'em the impression?

saw this on fb

my friends on facebook all was believe in god

Can you hear that smell?

Anikum once told me,
If I didn't knew you better

^
yelllloooowwwwww where've you been?

was that you or your twins?

Enter your shoe en follow me to the mouth of the gate (teacher to student).

u people is sooo funnny, loool

Why did u went there?doesnt i warned you