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I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari has
won , his wife hasn't made Nigerians laugh
and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame
Patience does? This woman has increased
the
life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit
SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to
treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad
English, I
left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still
lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my
family.
14- HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days
are numbered
15- *To all those who think Goodluck
Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a
child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed
to
be
repeated ?


Just kidding o